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Song Parodies -> "Keep Crackin Me Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Keep Rockin Me Baby"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"Keep Crackin Me Baby"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Well my husk is real hard
Sometimes I fall in the yard
Especially down Florida way
Inside me's a nut, and inside that
Is sweet milk and white meat, yeah

Well don't be superstitious
Cause I am delicious
Captain Morgan is a friend of mine
Blend is up together and we'll taste good
Right about cocktail time

So keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby

You'll find me down in Miami
And on the coast of Alabamy
And way out west in L.A.
You'll find me in a thing called Almond Joy
Coconut and almonds, yeah

Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Crackin crackin crackin.........

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malcolm higgins - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah royster!! you go girl.. stir me a pina colada will ya??
Jeff Reuben - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty cool to sing a song about a coconut and almost make it through the whole song without the word coconut!
Royce Miller - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Jeff, thank you; you're a gem
Mike Florio - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
very good, royce...keep up the good work!
Meriadoc - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh dear! "Out west in LA?" Now I am going to have to keep watching my head.... :-O
Claude Prez - May 22, 2003 - Report this comment
"Captain Morgan is a friend of mine" was my favorite line. I know you don't advocate alcohol abuse, though..:)
Peregrin - May 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved it Royce
Michael Pacholek - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm likes pina coladas? Does he like getting caught in the rain? He's not into health food, he is into... wait a minute, he can't be into champagne, 'cause that's FRENCH! Ahhhhhhh! Damn weasels!

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