Song Parodies -> Keep Crackin Me Baby
| Original Song Title: | "Keep Rockin Me Baby" |
| Original Performer: | Steve Miller Band |
| Parody Song Title: | "Keep Crackin Me Baby" |
| Parody Written by: | Royce Miller |
Well my husk is real hard
Sometimes I fall in the yard
Especially down Florida way
Inside me's a nut, and inside that
Is sweet milk and white meat, yeah
Well don't be superstitious
Cause I am delicious
Captain Morgan is a friend of mine
Blend is up together and we'll taste good
Right about cocktail time
So keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
You'll find me down in Miami
And on the coast of Alabamy
And way out west in L.A.
You'll find me in a thing called Almond Joy
Coconut and almonds, yeah
Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Crackin crackin crackin.........
Sometimes I fall in the yard
Especially down Florida way
Inside me's a nut, and inside that
Is sweet milk and white meat, yeah
Well don't be superstitious
Cause I am delicious
Captain Morgan is a friend of mine
Blend is up together and we'll taste good
Right about cocktail time
So keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
You'll find me down in Miami
And on the coast of Alabamy
And way out west in L.A.
You'll find me in a thing called Almond Joy
Coconut and almonds, yeah
Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Crackin crackin crackin.........
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yeah royster!! you go girl.. stir me a pina colada will ya??
Pretty cool to sing a song about a coconut and almost make it through the whole song without the word coconut!
Jeff, thank you; you're a gem
very good, royce...keep up the good work!
Oh dear! "Out west in LA?" Now I am going to have to keep watching my head.... :-O
"Captain Morgan is a friend of mine" was my favorite line. I know you don't advocate alcohol abuse, though..:)
Loved it Royce
Malcolm likes pina coladas? Does he like getting caught in the rain? He's not into health food, he is into... wait a minute, he can't be into champagne, 'cause that's FRENCH! Ahhhhhhh! Damn weasels!
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