Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Keep Crackin Me Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Keep Rockin Me Baby"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"Keep Crackin Me Baby"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Well my husk is real hard
Sometimes I fall in the yard
Especially down Florida way
Inside me's a nut, and inside that
Is sweet milk and white meat, yeah

Well don't be superstitious
Cause I am delicious
Captain Morgan is a friend of mine
Blend is up together and we'll taste good
Right about cocktail time

So keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby

You'll find me down in Miami
And on the coast of Alabamy
And way out west in L.A.
You'll find me in a thing called Almond Joy
Coconut and almonds, yeah

Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Keep on crackin me baby
Crackin crackin crackin.........

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

malcolm higgins - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah royster!! you go girl.. stir me a pina colada will ya??
Jeff Reuben - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty cool to sing a song about a coconut and almost make it through the whole song without the word coconut!
Royce Miller - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Jeff, thank you; you're a gem
Mike Florio - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
very good, royce...keep up the good work!
Meriadoc - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh dear! "Out west in LA?" Now I am going to have to keep watching my head.... :-O
Claude Prez - May 22, 2003 - Report this comment
"Captain Morgan is a friend of mine" was my favorite line. I know you don't advocate alcohol abuse, though..:)
Peregrin - May 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved it Royce
Michael Pacholek - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm likes pina coladas? Does he like getting caught in the rain? He's not into health food, he is into... wait a minute, he can't be into champagne, 'cause that's FRENCH! Ahhhhhhh! Damn weasels!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/stevemillerband1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 618