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Song Parodies -> "Can of Spam"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Can of Spam"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Clean bowl, brand new
Sometimes Alpo just ain't gonna do
Great Danes, Schitzus,
Pomeranians and Cockapoos
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
Cause every dog crazy bout a Can of Spam

Move over, Pedigree
It gets boring when that's all they see
Those dogs with class
They want somethin' with real pizzazz
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
Cause every dog crazy bout a Can of Spam

Hot dogs, cool cats,
They all crave a little taste of fat
Black ones, white too
Love the pink stuff in a can that's blue
They come runnin just as fast as they can
Cause every dog crazy bout a can of Spam

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Jeff Reuben - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Not your best, but it was okay.
Royce Miller - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jeff
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
A parody about spam that is actually about spam, how original! :-) 444.

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