Song Parodies -> Your Money, E-Harmony

Original Song Title:

"Ebony and Ivory"

Original Performer:

McCartney/Wonder

  
Parody Song Title:

"Your Money, E-Harmony"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

Your money, E-harmony
Are you wanting compatibility
That's not easy for anyone to find
So why should we?

We all know some people cannot find
The love of their lives
So we got a deal, for anyone
You give us dough
And we grill you with some questions
While we laugh off our butts
We think you're all nuts

Your money, E-harmony
Do you think wedded bliss is really free?
Well just pay us some cash, but clearly there's
No guarantee

Your money, harmony
Think of the possibilities!
your money, harmony
Think of the possibilities!

We all know some people cannot find
The love of their lives
So we cooked a deal, for everyone
You give us dough
And we grill you with some questions
While we laugh off our butts
Come on, we're not nuts!

Your money, e-harmony
Are you wanting compatibility?
That's not easy for anyone to spell
And it ain't free

That's not easy for anyone to spell
And it's not free

Your money, harmony, wanting compatibility?
Your money, harmony, wanting compatibility?
Your money, harmony, wanting compatibility?
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Tim Mayfield - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
And if their commercials aren't bad enough, they will give a 2 hour lecture on why they are worth the cost... ::shudder::
Johnny D - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Maybe they'd be better-off dating the computer itself, heh heh.
John Jenkins - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Appropriately cynical. Well done, Royce.

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