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Song Parodies -> "Carbohydrateville"

Original Song Title:

"Margaritaville"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffet

Parody Song Title:

"Carbohydrateville"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Livin without cake, rarely do I bake
Eatin those eggs all fried up in oil
Won't eat the pancakes
Won't drink the thick shakes
Won't eat the kisses covered with foil

I see my waist again--low Carbohydrateville
Snackin on those green celery stalks
Some people claim that all this carb stuff is lame
But the men like to watch when I walk

Bought lots of pork chops, threw out the corn pops
Bought a new wardrobe, that's okay too
I can eat pork rinds
Cream cheese is so fine
Drink lots of water and no Mountain Dew

I see my waist again, low Carbohydrateville
Snackin on those green celery stalks
Some people claim that all this carb stuff is lame
But the men tend to watch when I walk

This is the reason the diet is pleasin
Don't have to starve and count calories
Just eat the right stuff
It ain't all that tough
Ole Dr. Atkins would be very pleased

Losin the weight again, low Carbohydrateville
Munchin on those green celery stalks
Some people claim that all this carb talk is lame
But the men like to watch when I walk
Yes and some people smirk and say
This carb stuff don't work
But my gut doesn't shake when I walk

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Guy - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
So you're tastin' away again in carbohydrateville. Good parody Royce. ;-)
royce miller - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy-merry Christmas
Johnny D - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Beautiful work, royce! Well done!
Billy Florio - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job
Spaff.com - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
This is one of your best. I'll toast you with a carb-free margarita, as soon as I can find one.
Claude Prez - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done Royce; I bet Wild Man is tempted to come back for this one.
Meriadoc - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
"Kisses covered with foil" was my fave line.
Mark Linville - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
One of the best I've seen in a long time.
Floyd's Garage - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Good parody, but only a true Parrothead knows that you spell his name BUFFETT. Rock on
Leah Lockhart - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good! Although I have to admit I'm one of the skeptics ;-)
royce miller - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks to all of you for the great comments----
Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody is PHAT! Sorry, hadda say it.
malcolm higgins - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
you are truly the best royce.. great job ya babe ...
Diva - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Very well done!

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