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Song Parodies -> "Howard My Ears"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor My Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jackson Browne

Parody Song Title:

"Howard My Ears"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

to who else--initials are Howard Dean
Howard, my ears have heard you yell
Like a bat right out of hell
Without mercy
No, we do not understand
You have done all that you could
To screw my hearing up for good
Without quitting
You're a real obnoxious man

Howard, my ears
Eardrums now are fried
Go drink some beer
Cause all your audience has died

Cause I have watched you on the tube
And you act like such a boob
I've been wandering when you will bust a seam
Most of us have had our fill
But I know you never will
Quit your screaming
As you're shouting out your themes

Howard, my ears....
Human megaphone?
I cry some tears
My ears hurt so bad I moan

Howard, my ears
Can you hold it back?
Cause if you don't,
The Price may be a heart attack

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Deaf Man - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Hear hear.
Johnny D - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Royce, you just gave me an idea for a parody .... 555 for this lampoon of the Deanerino.
Royce Miller - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny, I'll be looking forward to that.
Johnny D - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
It's going to be a parody of "Dream On" by Aerosmith. The title will be "Scream On". Someone else already posted a parody of "Dream On" called "Scream On", but their's isn't about Howard Screamin' Dean!
Michael Pacholek - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Not Cosell? OK, he's dead. Not Stern? Face it, Howard (the Hulk) Dean rocks, he tells the truth about the Republicans, and we're all better off with him as Party Chairman... since it means he can't run for President. Play to your strength, Howie! And don't worry about giving the Republicans heart attacks. Being a Democrat and a doctor, you know they don't even HAVE hearts.
alvin rhodes - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
lol...5s
AFW - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Ears some more fives for ya....
Johnny D - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Michael --- I like Howard Dean and I voted for John Kerry --- but that won't stop me from making fun of either of them in a song parody --- just like Howard Dean, I plan to exercise my Freedom of Screech.
John Jenkins - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good parody of the always entertaining Democratic party chairman. His rants are out of control, like bats out of hell, but do bats yell?
Matthias - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Great idea. You should do an American Idol version of this called William My Ears... 5's.
Stray Pooch - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent, Royce. Howard is like an awful lot of liberals - highly intelligent, able to make some amazing observations, and completely incapable of exercising self-restraint. The Dems who believe that Howie is a great leader because he is "telling the truth" about Republicans are right. He is leading them right into oblivion, kicking and screaming all the way - lol. 555 for this great fun parody!

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