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Song Parodies -> "Sometime After the Rainbow"

Original Song Title:

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Sometime After the Rainbow"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Sometime after the rainbow
Things got dry
There was land, Noah saw it
He sent a bird to fly

Sometime after the rainbow
Skies turned blue
And the streams that you couldn't cross
They were civil, too

At night old Noah saw the stars
And said "I wish the rain was far behind me
I'm melting now from all these drops
I'm going below deck and flop
That's where you'll find me"

Sometime after the rainbow
Two by two
Critters got off the big ark
People all got off, too

It wasn't like an ocean cruise
They gladly put that hand-built boat behind them
They might have fought like cats and dogs
Cause they were floating just like logs
But they were fine, then....

Critters under the rainbow
Flourished under the rainbow
After the earth had dried

They all survived the big deluge
Now gators swim
And bluebirds fly

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Guy - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
And all the animals came in pairs except for the worms who came in apples. Nice one Royce.
John Barry - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Very enjoyable.
Johnny D - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
The Book of Royce 5:55
alvin rhodes - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
i love biblical parodies and this is very good...5s
God - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Verily I say unto you Royce my child, do you know for sure how many of each species of animal I told Moses to put onto the Ark?
Dog - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Verily I woof unto you Royce my Master, do you know for sure how many of each flavor of Milk Bone I hoped you would bring home from the store? BARK !
AFW - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Another great pair-ody....555
Kat - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Personally, I just feel bad that the unicorns had to be dumb and get in their last play time.
2Eagle - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
A pot o' gold at the end o' the rainbow for you. Did you know the dogs were Irish Setters?
Piano Man - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
No I didn't but if you hum a few bars I could probably rap it out. Is this a St Patty's day song?
Agrimorfee - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
But they just didn't see no unicorn....555
John Jenkins - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
And the non-cruise ship is still sitting on Mt. Ararat in Turkey. Very well done, Royce.

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