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Song Parodies -> "How Sharp is my Knife?"

Original Song Title:

"How Deep is your Love?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"How Sharp is my Knife?"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

dedicated to some whacky doctors in Britain who think certain kitchen knives must be banned.....
I slice my orange in the morning sun
And I can't do that with a butter knife!
And the moment that they take my knives away
I will be moving to the USA

And you come to me with an absurd plea
"Give me all of your knives
All your cutlery"
And they really want to know.....

How sharp is my knife
How sharp is my knife
I need to cut a steak!
But we're living in a world of fools
Taking our knives
They should let utensils be
They belong to you and me

I believe you're cracked
you know you've fallen right off the wall
Get a life, toothpicks can be weapons, too!
Did your brain cells take a fall?

And you may not think,
But someone must!
I'll be using my knife til it turns to rust
Do they really want to know.....

How sharp is my knife
How sharp is my knife
I need to cut my steak
But we're living in a world of fools
Taking our forks
When they all should let us be
We all need our cutlery


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John Jenkins - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
That is a topic that needed to be parodied, and you did it very well, particularly the tooth pick line.
Johnny D - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
First gun control ... now ... knife control ?? What's next, toenail clipper control ??
Royce Miller - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
John and Johnny, yes, I think that idiot control should be a priority, myself--but that's gone unchecked for so long, I'm not sure there's hope.
John Barry - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Sharp. I've been trying to think of something to do with this song. . .no luck so far.
alvin rhodes - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
not nearly as sharp as your wit...5s
Kat - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay, this is just strange.
Royce Miller - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Kat--interesting you find it strange, cause even thinking about taking people's kitchen knives away is very strange.
Meriadoc - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious Royce!
Peregrin - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Exactly ! Funny Royce!

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