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Song Parodies -> "From Uranus Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Folsom Prison Blues"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"From Uranus Blues"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

adding insult to injury, I know--
I feel the Ex-Lax comin'
Because you got the bends
Ain't felt no relief in you don't know when?
I'm stuck here in Uranus
Help me to move on
You've got to get me movin', I hear you moan and groan

If I was just a small turd
I wouldn't hurt you none
But I am such a big load, soften me up son
Expel me from uranus, you ain't gonna die
Just grab a book for reading
And grab some triple ply

I bet you won't be eatin' that rich food for awhile
When I pass uranus I'm gonna be a pile
Well I feel your stomach rumblin'
And now I will be free
But I gotta pass uranus, that's what tortures me

Now you've freed me from uranus
Once again you're feelin fine
You flushed and now I'm movin'
On down the sewer line
Away from your dark anus,
That's where I wanna stay
Just grab the toilet paper
And wipe the gunk away

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Johnny D - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Ya know, I think poop humor probably made people laugh before humans had written language. Good job, Royce!
Claude Prez - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
It's good to know Uranus goes on. Say, what do you call a pay toilet? Johnny Cash. Haven't thought of that joke since the fourth grade, thanks a lot. Anyway, well done.
Royce Miller - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude-I never heard that Johnny Cash joke, guess I had a deprived childhood; thanks for your comments as always. (and Johnny)
Meriadoc - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
So, I wonder if all parody writers are secretly stuck in Freud's 'anal stage'? ;-D
Johnny D - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
It's better than being stuck in the banal stage! ;-D
aoid - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny Cash: Hey, God! Just because I died doesn't mean I'm not outraged by this offensive parody of one of my songs! God: Hmm, I see. Well, don't worry, Royce Miller will be struck by lightning for this crap.
Peregrin - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I would say "I like it". That probably gives out the wrong image! Good work, Royce.
Kristof Robertson - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
eeeuuurrrgghhhh!!!!! 555s
Michael Pacholek - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce: This one stinks. That's not a pun, it really was awful, not worthy of you. Claude: That joke stinks. Aoid: I think she was already struck by lightning. Remember, she had that wild fling with Thor a few parodies back? Now THAT one was worthy of Royce!
ratsass - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
pacholek, YOU stink. keeep your stupid obnoxious comments to yourself. go write another of your disgustingly self-important little ditties, and then don't post it.
Royce Miller - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael P-I didn't know you held me to such a high standard. If I've raised your ire or disgust, then I feel I've done a pretty good job, however. Regards
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
"When I pass Uranus." Heh heh. Everyone's a critic, Royce - I, for one, would gladly visit Uranus any old time.
Erik - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
"But I gotta pass uranus, that's what tortures me" & "movin' on down the sewer line" are the best

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