When you're mooned by a guy from a van driving by
That's a bore, eh?
When you're down to one dime
And you've got no more wine
That's a bore, eh?
When bells ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you meet a gorilla
Doors will slam bang-a-bang-a-bang, bang-a-bang-a-bang
And you'll scream and turn yella

When you get a sub to eat and it don't have much meat
That's a bore, eh?
When your TV goes nuts while you're watching the Cubs
That's a bore, eh?
When you talk in your sleep and call your mate a creep
From Aurora
Scuzza me, but you see back in old Napoli
That's a bore, eh?