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Song Parodies -> "White As Rice"

Original Song Title:

"Cold As Ice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"White As Rice"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

dedicated to some movie stars.....
You're as white as rice
Your body just never lies in the sun
Do you get outdoors?
You look like the marshmallow on a s'mores

I've seen it before, it happens all the time
Some people think getting tan's a crime
Smear on some SPF 35
If you're so worried bout your precious hide!

You're as white as rice
Take my advice and go to the beach
You're as scared as hell
You'll end up lookin like the pit of a peach

Take off your cape, White Riding Hood
A little bit of color's gonna do you good
You're runnin round lookin like a sack of flour
What do you think the summer's for?

White as Rice, you know that you are
White as Rice, as white as rice to me........

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Jesper - May 25, 2014 - Report this comment
I wrote a similar parody many years ago. "You're as white as rice. You're willing to sacrafice the sun."

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