Song Parodies -> Got One Brown Eye and One Blue
| Original Song Title: | "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" |
| Original Performer: | Crystal Gayle |
| Parody Song Title: | "Got One Brown Eye and One Blue" |
| Parody Written by: | Royce Miller |
Before we have a rendezvous
Thought I'd better inform you
I'm a little skewed
I've got one brown eye, and one blue
Most folks have two eyes the same
But brown and blue are how mine came
Tried some Elmer's Glue--
But couldn't make my eyes both blue
Can't keep it secret, can't change it now
One eye is brown as my neighbor's cow
The other is turquoise, just like the sea
Put em together, they kinda look green
I didn't mean to scare you, Jake
You seemed to do a double take
It's just a snafu
I got one brown eye and one
Got one brown eye and one
Got one brown eye and one BLUE
Thought I'd better inform you
I'm a little skewed
I've got one brown eye, and one blue
Most folks have two eyes the same
But brown and blue are how mine came
Tried some Elmer's Glue--
But couldn't make my eyes both blue
Can't keep it secret, can't change it now
One eye is brown as my neighbor's cow
The other is turquoise, just like the sea
Put em together, they kinda look green
I didn't mean to scare you, Jake
You seemed to do a double take
It's just a snafu
I got one brown eye and one
Got one brown eye and one
Got one brown eye and one BLUE
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Gee, I hope Malcolm isn't too upset. :D
Royce, have you ever seen a movie called "Supernova"? It's not very good -- melodramatic science fiction, and anything starring James Spader is questionable right off the bat -- but check out Angela Bassett at the end. I was hoping this song was about her. It ain't, but it ain't bad.
Michael P., no I never saw "Supernova"--but you've got me interested. You're very comical--I'll never talk to you about politics or religion, but there's other stuff--thanks for your comments
Great job with a crapy song lol......
It's a scientific phenomenon to find a person with one of each eye color. The odds are over a million to one.
I wouldn't care what color my eyes were. As Royce's song goes "I'm just glad that I have two". Bows politely and walks off. Yeah and you are wise to leave religion and politics out of conversations with Mike. I'm glad ChuckyG came out and put a stop to that. I was getting tired of typing. Good parody on a weak song. I put you 5 on this and you earned it.
This song is hilarious! My cousin has one brown eye and one blue. She is beautiful and thats probably her only flaw, but I've always found it a little strange.
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