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Song Parodies -> "To All the Cops We've Called Before"

Original Song Title:

"To All The Girls I've Loved Before"

Original Performer:

Julio Iglesias/Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"To All the Cops We've Called Before"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

To all the cops we've called before
Who came and battered down the door
We're glad that they can run
When called by 9-1-1
To all the cops we've called before

To all the crooks that they arrest
And shall we say they've nabbed the best
They've even got a show
On Saturday, you know
To all the Cops we've watched before

The winds of crime are always blowing
But any time they blow your way
The cops are gonna keep on showing
And try to put the thugs away

To all the cops who give their lives
I have no envy for their wives
They stood up brave and strong
I dedicate this song
To all the cops who've died before

The winds of crime are always blowing
But anytime they blow your way
The cops are gonna keep on showing
And try to put the crooks away

To all the cops we've called before
Who've come and battered down the door
We're glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the Cops we've called before

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John Barry - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice tribute.
Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Reminds me a bit of that scene from The Big Chill - 555 - great pacing as usual
Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
You forgot the obligatory donut shop verse. Still, very good.
John Jenkins - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well rhymed, very good message.
Joe Melchionne - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
My dad was an officer and this is a fitting tribute.555
AFW - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
May the Law Enforce be with us...Excellently crafted
Meriadoc - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice parody Royce.

And as an aside, did anyone know that the OS was written by Albert Hammond of "It Never Rains in Southern California" fame...? :-)
Scathe - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
A stirring tribute to hard-working cops, Royce. 3 5's
Johnny D - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank goodness for all of the honest cops in the world, this is a wonderful tribute to them. Well done, Royce.
Tim Hall - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I gave you three fives - in donuts! LOL

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