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Song Parodies -> "I Left My Cart in Downtown Reno"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"I Left My Cart in Downtown Reno"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I'll never forget seeing people push shopping carts on the streets of Las Vegas many years ago---down to their last dime; a powerful reminder of what happens when you get carried away.
The twinkling lights of Reno
Seem very far away
A cardboard box was home
Until I went away
I've been hangin' outside the doors of Caesar's Palace
Wish I could be just sitting by the bay

I left my cart somewhere in Reno
Filled with my clothes and memories
I had no luck at playing cards
Roulette is pretty hard
The morning frost covered my hair

My cart sits there in downtown Reno
For all the gambling world to see
I had to leave you quick, downtown Reno
A few loan sharks were after me

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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AFW - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well done...
Tim Mayfield - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh no, my 5's were in that cart...
alvin rhodes - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
funny twist to a great OS...5s
MrMacphisto - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
C'mon... daddy needs a new pair of shoes... *rolls the dice* Well, would you look at that? 5,5,5
Rick C - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicely done, Royce. I had tried to come up with something for this OS but, came up as empty as my wallet the last time I was in Vegas. In fact, it was the only time I've been there....555
Dee Range - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, Royce. Reminds me of the old joke about arriving in Vegas in a 30 thousand dollar car, and leaving on a 150 thousand dollar bus :-) 555
Royce Miller - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks guys

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