Well I ain't seen much of Jersey
But I once was down in Cape May
And I rode upon a ferry
Over to Atlantic City
Lots of casinos
Right by the ocean
I kind of liked it.....hmmmmm.....

Well I never been to England
But I know that is where Phil lives
I like to read his parodies
If I know the originals
I like to read em, I like to read em
He writes so good, writes so good

Well I never been to heaven
But it sure ain't Oklahoma
And it ain't most of Texas
Although that's where I was born-a
Way down in Texas
Way down south there
By the water

Well I never been insane
But I found a little website
Where the parodies are strange
And the writers even stranger
We won't abuse it
Don't wanna lost it
How are you Chucky......hmmmmmm......

Well I never been to heaven
But it's somewhere by the ocean
Where there's lots of avocados
And the daquiris are frozen
Maybe it's Florida, maybe Hawaii
It doesn't matter