Song Parodies -> Last Train to Barksville
| Original Song Title: | "Last Train to Clarksville" |
| Original Performer: | The Monkees |
| Parody Song Title: | "Last Train to Barksville" |
| Parody Written by: | Royce Miller |
I took the last train to Barksville
There were pitt bulls at the station
I stepped onto the platform
With alot of trepidation
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
Then I saw a big rottweiler
From the corner of my eye
And I said oh Lord please help me
I don't want to die
Oh no no no
Oh, no no no!
And I don't know if Im ever going home
I took the last train to Barksville
There were great danes at the station
What a dream I was having--
I was at a DOG CONVENTION
Oh no no no
Oh no no no!
If you take the last train to Barksville
Be sure and take a bone
Nobody will hear you in that station all alone
oh, no no no
oh, no no no
Take my advice if you want to get back home
Take the last train to Barksville
Take the last train to Barksville
There were pitt bulls at the station
I stepped onto the platform
With alot of trepidation
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
Then I saw a big rottweiler
From the corner of my eye
And I said oh Lord please help me
I don't want to die
Oh no no no
Oh, no no no!
And I don't know if Im ever going home
I took the last train to Barksville
There were great danes at the station
What a dream I was having--
I was at a DOG CONVENTION
Oh no no no
Oh no no no!
If you take the last train to Barksville
Be sure and take a bone
Nobody will hear you in that station all alone
oh, no no no
oh, no no no
Take my advice if you want to get back home
Take the last train to Barksville
Take the last train to Barksville
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