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Song Parodies -> "I Have Got to Find My Mojo"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham!

Parody Song Title:

"I Have Got to Find My Mojo"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I'm in a Bug
I'm in a Bug
I'm in a Bug
I'm in a Bug

I was sent back into time
In a VW Bug, the convertible kind
There's a problem with the drive train
It goes a bang-bang-bang til my head does the same
Something's bugging me
Something's not right--
I couldn't make Ivana happy last night
Left her lonely in the rack
I've got to get my precious mojo back!

Chorus:
I have got to find my mojo
Is it in Scranton or maybe Soho?
I have got to find my mojo
Until I find it things won't be right
I have got to find my mojo
Cause I'm not plannin on flyin solo
I have got to find my mojo
Gonna see Ms. Shagwell tonight
Cause that chick's alright

Fat Bastard, get outta my way
You get more disgusting every day
No mojo makes me insane
I'm gonna beat Dr. Evil at his game

Cause she's my lady, I'm her fool
It makes me crazy when she acts so cool
Come on, Baby, let's get right
We're gonna get real shagadelic tonight!

Repeat Chorus

Cuddle up, Baby, move in tight
We'll get shagadelic tonight
It's cold outside but it's warm in the sack
Now that I got my sweet mojo back

Repeat Chorus

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 8

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I think a better name for you Royce "would be" Austin Powers. That's one bloody terrific parady you've but together. I pissed myself laughing. I'm giving it 5 stars. I'd give it 10 if I could!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Royce Miller - May 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Well thanks, Bob! I do appreciate your approval.
Johnny D - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Totally shagadelic (sorry, Philbo), Royce!

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