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Song Parodies -> "Michael Don't Bleach"

Original Song Title:

"Papa Don't Preach"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Don't Bleach"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Michael, I know you are really upset
Cause your bubble bath is such a thrill
I thought you'd know by now
Clorox is lethal

You always said that stuff is strong
You soaked in there for way too long
You still have all your parts?
yes, you know what I'm saying

Chorus:
Michael poured bleach
In his bubble bath
Michael used bleach
It chewed up his ass
Now he's made up his mind
He won't wash with Clorox

You say that it turned all your privates green
You just wanted to look really clean?
I fear in morning's light
You will look too white

So you say you're going to give it up
Saying you're too white and very eaten up
And I'm hoping you'll heed your own advice, please...

Michael used bleach
With his bubble bath
Michael used bleach
It tore up his ass
Now he's made up his mind
That Clorox is lethal

Michael, Michael, if you could only see
That fine color you used to be
You'd change it all back if you could
Cause you were so fine, you were so fine, so please

Michael don't bleach
It goes way too deep
Michael don't bleach
If your skin you'd keep

Oh don't change yourself now, ooh
Don't stop loving yourself now
You know that Clorox is lethal


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John Barry - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This is hilarious. 5 sets of quintuplets!
Frankie - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
hahahahahahahaha
Guy - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done Roycey girl. I always love spoofs on ol' Jacko. Very nice.
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Wacko Jacko's now Frighty Whitey.
alvin rhodes - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
yu have to love america...where else could a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman ?........sweet parody...5....5....5
Peregrin - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This is good (but scary!) Royce! I hope there is no persoanl experience in this tune?
Michael Pacholek - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Very timely, Royce: This Michael is doing laundry even as I type!
Frighty Whitey! :-) - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Treehanger Boy......
Johnny Pyro - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious!!!
Royce Miller - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Peregrin--This parody is about my thoughts regarding Michael Jackson's having changed from black to white (very white); I don't know if there is any documentation out there about the process that was used, but I'm interested in what process would have such drastic results, such devastating results.
Royce Miller - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy-If you're Guy DiRito, it's nice to hear from you; I was wondering how you were; hope you're enjoying life.
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce: First off, this is not criticism off your choice of subject, but if you´re serious about wanting to know more about "the process" I happen to know a bit about Vitiligo, the whitening pigmentation disease that caused Wacko Jacko to bleach, because I have it myself on both legs, both hips, one of the armpits and on the private areas. It´s much more common than one would think (about 1% of all humans, no races discluded, have at least a minor form of it and for those with severe cases it is much easier to bleach out the areas around the white spots than to repigment them (it´s sometimes impossible, no absolute cure exists). If vitiligo goes to your face you might look like some kind of leopard. Try Google´s picture search and "vitiligo" for some pics of it. Or go to http://www.vitiligosupport.com for more in deepth info.
Royce Miller - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Know you can hear me dream (I hope not): Thanks for the information, I do appreciate it; I had heard some of what you've talked about before, it's just that Michael's case is so--severe, I mean his appearance has taken on such drastic changes over the years (there's a website that has pictures); I wish for his sake that he had not gone so far with his treatments or whatever they may be called, because he looked pretty good at one time, a black man, a talented man, a man who had many emotional problems and too much money to try to fix them. And people who were all too willing to take his money and take advantage of him. I think when we look into the mirror, we have to accept a certain amount, maybe change a little, but realize that there are some "cures" that are worse than the problem. Thanks for your comment, once again.
jess04 - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This is the funnest parody i've ever read and I've read alot in my time
jess04 - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
OH!! my gosh this is one the funniest parody i've ever read keep going ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NYSCHELE - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
THAT IS NOT FUNNY WHO EVER WROTE THAT SHOULD ROT IN JAIL AND I HOPE THAT PERSON DIES A PAINFUL DEATH THE MOST PAINFULEST DEATH IN THE WORLD BECAUSE I AM A BIG FAN OF MICHAEL JACKSON AND HE IS THE NICEST SINGER ALIVE BECAUSE HE HAS A NICE KIND HEART AND A GOOD SIDE FOR KIDS AND I THINK THEY SHOULDN'T WRITS BAD THINGS ABOUT PEPOLE AND IF YOU HAVE NOTTHING NICE TO SAY DON'T SAY IT AT ALL AND I AM REALLY MAD I CAN WRITE ALL DAY ABOUT HOW SO MUCH HATE HAS GOT IN ME I REALLY WANT TO MEET THIS PERSON SO I CAN TALK TO HIM ABOUT HIS DEATH AND HOW HE WHATS TO BE BURNED IN PISCSE.

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