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Song Parodies -> "You Fleeced Me Dirt Wad"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jose Feliciano

Parody Song Title:

"You Fleeced Me Dirt Wad"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

You fleeced me, dirt wad
You fleeced me, dirt wad
You fleeced me, dirt wad
Sold me a lemon with a new paint job

You fleeced me, dirt wad
You fleeced me, dirt wad
You fleeced me, dirt wad
It was a wrecked one
And you knew, you slob

I wanna close down your used car business
I wanna close down your used car business
I wanna close down your used car business
Heard you deal in stolen parts

You sleazy tight wad
You sleazy tight wad
You sleazy tight wad
There's a special place in hell for greedy slobs

You greasy old clod
You greasy old clod
You greasy old clod
I've got a Rottweiler, he'll bite your bod

I wanna close down your used car business
I wanna close down your used car business
I wanna close down your used car business
Heard you deal in stolen parts

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Guy - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Learn a lesson from this song. Don't buy someone a used car for a Christmas present. 5 lemons.
Adagio - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job.
Royce Miller - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, I was mostly trying for a catchy title-thanks for your comments and lemons.
Johnny D - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
"I've got a Rottweiler, he'll bite your bod" .... GRRRRRR .... All right, Royce, all right !! Call off the dogs, call off the dogs !! Here are your three 5's - now call off the dogs, CALL OFF THE DOGS, PLEASE !!
Spaff.com - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes - nice job, Royce. I particularly liked your sub for "I wanna wish you a merry Christmas."

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