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Song Parodies -> "I Ain't Easy!"

Original Song Title:

"Take it Easy"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"I Ain't Easy!"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Well, I'm on your TV, take a look at me
I'm slimmer now but still the same girl--
The one that kissed Bill Clinton
Where it wasn't fittin'
I took the Prez for a whirl!

But I ain't easy, I ain't easy,
Don't let the stuff from my past paint me sleazy
Lighten up, give me a chance
It was Bill who took off his pants
I need a way to make a living
I ain't easy

Well, I'm a standing on a corner
In southern California
And such a fine sight to see
It's Gary Condit, my Lord, in a blatbed Ford
Slowin' down to take a look at me

Come on, Gary, I know you're wary
But Chandra's gone and maybe no one will remember--
We're both losers, we can't win
You're ugly, but at least I'm slim
So open up, I'm climbin in, but I ain't easy!

Well I'm on your TV, "Mr. Personality"
Boy, some people climb outta the muck
All I had to do was blow an old lover
Talk about old dumb luck

But I ain't easy, I ain't easy
They want a hostess with a past
Shameless and cheezy
Come on baby
Just tune in, baby
I think this "reality show" is really gonna save me

Oh, but I ain't easy
I surely ain't easy..........

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 17

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 3   3
 4   12
 5   2

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Phil Alexander - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
:-) Sorry, only a 4 for pacing, but there's a few bits that are hard to get your tongue round. So to speak.
Royce Miller - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil, I think you're right--and thanks for the chuckle
Jeff Reuben - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Now that was funny, timely, and very well written! And I'm proud or ashamed to say I watched it...haven't decided which. Good job!
Mike Florio - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
that was very good...and very funny...
Royce Miller - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
thanks for the comments, and sorry about "blatbed" ; flatbed Ford-- I hate typos
Billy Florio - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
To quote Conon: "THe men wear masks because theyre embarressed to be on a show staring Monica Lewinsky!" it was good..and well deserved
Meriadoc - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Very timely and very funny!
John Jenkins - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
You hit bullseyes on 4 targets (3 people and the reality show concept ) with one parody! Well done.
Peregrin - April 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, Royce!

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