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Song Parodies -> "Leek It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Leek It"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

You tell the waiter bring the salad right here
The crunchies on the plate, you make em disappear
The celery's crisp, eat your radishes, dear
Just leek it, just leek it

An artichoke is funny looking, but fine
It kind of looks a little like a porcupine
Cucumber is green and grows on a vine
Just leek it, if you wanna eat good

Chorus:
Just leek it, leek it, leek it, leek it
Get a vegetable and eat it
Hey junk food junky, better eat right
Pick up a carrot and take a bite
Just leek it, leek it
Just leek it, leek it
Just leek it, leek it
Just leek it, leek it

They're out to help you, better open a can
Or eat em from a garden any time you can
You wanna be strong, whether woman or man
So leek it, just leek it

You have to figure out that broccoli's good
You're talkin bout your life, you better eat some food
Just pick em, just beet em
Get a new attitude
Just leek it, if you want to look good

Just leek it, beet it, leek it, beet it
Minerals can get depleted
Hey junk food junky, you know what's right
Pick up some lettuce and take a bite
Just leek it, leek it
Just beet it, beet it
Just leek it, leek it
Just beet it, beet it

(Repeat chorus several times)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Charlie Decker - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
It's inspired, to say the least. I wouldn't have thought of it. 555
Johnny D - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
My wife and I belong to a C.S.A. (Community-Supported Agriculture) organic farm in a neighboring town. We enjoy organic leeks and broccoli and lots of other good stuff. Good job, Royce.
Tim Hall - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job. BTW, do you like Knorr Leek Soup?
Royce Miller - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Tim, I like Knorr products, but never tried the Leek soup---I have to confess. Thanks to you and the others for reading this weird little ditty.
Red Ant - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good Royce.
2Eagle - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
555 from a confirmed vegetarian.
Guy - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(Slaps self on forehead) Wow I could have had a V8! Nice one Royce.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
.......nope, can't think of a single criticism to make....................not a single one.............pacing's perfect, humour's flawless, it's original and varied....................you're really making it difficult for me, Royce........Damn it! You've made the perfect parody, and all i can say is........congrats!
Stuart McArthur - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
that's interesting, Royce - given your last paragraph, you must've been tempted to title it "Beet It" - would that've been too close to the OS? - perfect pacing as I always expect from you - 555
alvin rhodes - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
hate leeks...love the parody though...5s
Royce Miller - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, all, and Stuart, I noticed that John Barry has a parody called "Beet it", so that's why I didn't use that title.
Fitu - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't remember, who is Michael Jackson, don't tell me I probably seen is face,is he the afro guy......................the meaner guy.....................................white guy or the...............................personnel guy with pimples on his face........................i just have to draw him.

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