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Song Parodies -> "Pop the Magic Jacko"

Original Song Title:

"Puff The Magic Dragon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peter Paul & Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Pop the Magic Jacko"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I hope justice will be served in the Jackson trial, nobody deserves to be convicted of child molestation unless they did it.
Pop, the magic Jacko lived by the sea
And got into a little tiff
With a big attorney
People like Jay Leno, testify for Pop
And after this, one really hopes Jacko will change his life

Pop, the magic Jacko, lived by the sea
And got into a little tiff
With a big attorney
Pop the magic jacko, lived by the sea
And will the Jackson legal team be setting Jacko free?

All of us will hear of the trial Jacko's in
And nobody involved in this is really gonna win?
Gullible is Jacko, and some folks have no shame
They're gold diggers and target folks
With money and with fame

Pop, the magic Jacko, lived by the sea
And opened up his magic park to alot of kiddies
Pop the magic Jacko, lived by the sea
And will the magic legal team be setting Jacko free?

Neverland's forever
But rides for girls and boys
Should not appeal to full-grown men
so put away the toys!
Then one night it happened, people came to score
And now attorney Mesereau
Is in the court to roar

Maybe one tomorrow, Jacko will have learned
Benevolence can be real fine,
But some folks should be spurned
From certain accusers, Jacko could be saved
But to be rescued from himself, that is a matter grave

Pop, the magic Jacko lived by the sea
And got into a little tiff with a big attorney
Pop, the magic Jacko, lived by the sea
And got into a little tiff with a big attorney

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John Jenkins - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well put, Royce. I particularly liked the "Neverland ... put away the toys" verse.
Johnny D - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Innocent until proven guilty, that's the American way. Clever parody, Royce. But if he's found guilty, I hope his celebrity status doesn't entitle him to special treatment.
John Barry - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Gotta keep reminding oneself: He's on trial for pedophilia, not for being a deranged freak. On the latter count, completely guilty. 5s
alvin rhodes - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
a very appropriate coupling since the gloved one seems to live in his own little world...nice job..5s
AFW - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well done....555
Stuart McArthur - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
what John B. said - nice of you to hope he's innocent, Royce, but what do they say about smoke? - great pacing as always - 555
Royce Miller - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Stuart, just to clarify, I don't hope he's innocent, I just hope that he will have a fair trial, as justice seems to have taken a "black eye" recently. I hope that if he did it, he's put away for a long time.
Inferno714 - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
That was so hilarious, and great job. My favorite was the part about the rides not appealing to full-grown men. 5-5-5.

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