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Song Parodies -> "John Kerry's a Bore"

Original Song Title:

"My Cherie Amour"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"John Kerry's a Bore"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

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John Kerry's a bore, droning on and on all day
John Kerry's a bore, robot-like in every way
John Kerry's a bore, wish he'd pick his chin
Up off the floor
Tell me one more time about the war
Choice of leaders, he's not mine

At the podium or sometimes kissin babies' cheeks
He will flash that smile, but his record really reeks
John Kerry's a bore, won't you tell us
How you could abhore
Fellow veterans after the war?
Choice of leaders, he's not mine

Maybe someday you'll run for President again
You and Hillary could sport your little cheesy grins
John Kerry's a bore, just about as bad as ole Al Gore
Wish you'd pick your chin up off the floor
Choice of leaders, you're not mine

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Johnny D - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
"robot-like in every way"...."wish he'd pick his chin Up off the floor"...... LOL! Funny parody, Royce!
Robert J. Pagliaro - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Believe or not, I liked this one. Well done.
Guy - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
So it's either "Four more years" or "Bored to tears". Loved this parody Royce, especially the comparison to Gore. Well done.
Dee Range - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Right on the money, Royce. 5's across
Royce Miller - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments, always appreciated.
Joseph Hayes - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
As long as the Democrats keep sending us creepy candidates, I enjoy it when they are ripped up and shredded. Good job. As long as nearly half the people vote for people of Kerry's ilk, we'll have to keep voted them down. This nation used to recognized creeps but they don't now or they don't care. Viva la difference, the Republicans have a different type candidate. If they ever consistently give us the same candidates it'll be time to pack up and move somewhere the citizens have a little sense.
Billy Florio - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Great work Royce
Michael Pacholek - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess the Royce's summer has gone. Soon, Georgie Bush will be, too. "I, John Forbes Kerry, do solemnly swear..." Live with it. Unless you want to vote for a guy who doesn't think we can win the War On Terror.
Guy - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael - I already heard him solemly swear, off camera, back in March. Your reference:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/simonandgarfunkel34.shtml

Are you predicting he will do this again? I hope so. I thought the last one was hilarious. ;-)
Phil Alexander - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but enjoyed this anyway. Don't know about you, but (speaking as a Brit) I'd rather have somebody boring in the White House than a microcephalic psychopath...
Michael Pacholek - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy: If you think Kerry curses, you should hear Deferment Dick. Especially on November 2. Phil: How can you not know this song? It might be Stevie's best, and that's saying a lot. (I even used it for "John Kerry, Restore.") At least Kerry can understand what you just said. At least, being a Brit, if you got stuck with a Bush type as your commander-in-chief, a new election could be forced a lot sooner than four years. But the last time the Kingdom had a Prime Minister this ignorant was... was... you wanna help me out here? Was it Neville Chamberlain, or somebody eariler than that? Thatcher, Major and Heath had their flaws, but I wouldn't call any of them "ignorant" -- though Harold Macmillan seemed to be ignorant of what his Defence Minister John Profumo was doing.
Guy - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
That's just it, Michael, no one heard Deferment DIck. Everyone heard Johnnie rotten though. And yes I would have loved to hear old DD cuss that dude out. From your comment it appears that you heard him. Tell me, what did he say?
The Shutnack - April 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey, I like John Kerry! He certainly beats Bush, anyways...
A Veteran Is A Veteran - April 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Kerry served and didn't go AWOL like Dumbya. Kerry testified about UCMJ violations that service members are not supposed to commit in war. He also wa trying to get American forces out of a senseless pointless conflict where nothing positive was achieved and even our "friends" didn't really want us there. Gore is a bore and he started to grow up when he left that domineering itchbay Tipper. Deferment Dick arrogantly told a Senator to "go f**k yourself" like the immature booger-brained bully boy that he is. Have a good dy.

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