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Song Parodies -> "Hey Jon"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Jon"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Do you ever feel like Jon?
Hey Jon, do you smell bad?
You take much crap, human waste matter
Remember to let some chemicals in
Then you begin to smell much better

Hey Jon, life's a parade
You were made to be one fine shitter
The people who visit you and come in
You make them feel so darn much better

You're standing out there in the rain
Hey Jon, it's plain, you carry a load, you're a crap holder
And well you know you're just a tool with a crude stool
You're doing a fine job, you old soldier
ca ca ca ca ca, ca ca ca ca

Hey Jon, don't let em down
You were made to be one fine shitter
Remember about the chemicals part
Then you can start to smelling better

They're going out, they're coming in, hey Jon just grin
You're hoping someone will disinfect you
For well you know it's pee and poo, hey Jon you do
You're one welcome sight when someone needs you
ca ca ca ca ca, ca ca ca ca

Hey Jon, do you smell bad?
You take much crap, human waste matter
Remember to let some chemicals in
Then you begin to smell much better
Better better better better better, oh

ca ca ca ca ca ca ca
Ca ca ca ca, hey Jon

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AFW - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Go to the Head of the class...top honors...all fives throne your way..
Agrimorfee - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
It took me a few minutes to understand who "Jon" was. Thought maybe he was an associate of Ed Norton. Clever s****. 555
Paul Robinson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah...a 'Jon' is a terrible place...for waste...but I can't think of a place to use in lieu of it ~ ~ ~ 5's ~ ~ ~

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