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Song Parodies -> "Love Enhancer"

Original Song Title:

"Private Dancer"

Original Performer:

Tina Turner

Parody Song Title:

"Love Enhancer"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Men don't want no empty spaces
yeah, the men are all the same
They all want those social graces
No one wants to lose the game

So they might try some Viagra
Cause it's at their beck and call
They'll be glad to spend the money
None of them wants to be small

It's a love enhancer
it just costs money
Do what you want it to do
It's a love enhancer
it just costs money
Double the size up for you

They just wanna last for hours
Maybe indefinitely--
It gets more results than flowers
Little pills come in handy
Many men get these prescriptions
No one wants to be inane
They don't want no limp conditions
Cause there won't be much to gain

It's a love enhancer
It just costs money
Do what you want it to do
It's a love enhancer
It just costs money
Double the size up for you

Rubles or dollars
Mastercard will do nicely, thank you
Let it fatten up your chances
Tell me, do you wanna take another pill....

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Diva - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
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