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Fun Music Information -> Tina Turner
This is the most recent information about Tina Turner that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Tina Turner, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Tine TuhnaJokes:
Q. What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an Orangutan A. A very ugly Orangutan Submitted by: Dan Glasswell
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Anna Mae Bullock. Submitted by: Mike Hack
Also known as: Annie Mae Bullock. Submitted by: inthe80s.com
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome" | She played Max's nemesis Auntie Entity in that movie. - Vic George |
| "The Who's Tommy" | Twitch, twitch, creek, twitch. It worked. - Missy MuMu |
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Tina's Wish" | Appears on the "What's Love Got To Do With It" soundtrack. - Cassandra |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Topless Dancer" | "Private Dancer" | Paul Warren |
| "Pervert Dancer" | "Private Dancer" | soul |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Respect," Aretha Franklin | "Show Some Respect," Tina Turner | |
| "Can You Stand The Rain," The New Edition | "I Can't Stand The Rain," Tina Turner | |
| "Saved By Zero," The Fixx | "We Don't Need Another Hero," Tina Turner | |
| "Dance With Me," Orleans | "Private Dancer," Tina Turner | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"The Bet" originally "The Best"
Serafina
"Bette Be Good To Me" originally "Better Be Good To Me"
Tina Turner sings to Bette Midler?
George Straitjacket
"Steamy Widows" originally "Steamy Windows"
Rex
"Typical Ale" originally "Typical Male"
Millie Verst
"Better Be Goo To Me" originally "Better Be Good To Me"
Olga Ruiz
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"What's Love Got To Do With Zit?" originally "What's Love Got To Do With It?"
Peter
"Better Be Good To Men" originally "Better Be Good To Me"
Quark
"Better Be Good To Meg" originally "Better Be Good To Me"
Alex
"Typical Maple" originally "Typical Male"
Mandy Seever
"We Don't Need Another Heron" originally "We Don't Need Another Hero"
Natasha Bly
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Typical Tale" originally "Typical Male"
Serafina
"Typical Sale" originally "Typical Male"
Serafina
"Typical Maze" originally "Typical Male"
Serafina
"The Beat" originally "The Best"
Serafina
"Topical Male" originally "Typical Male"
Millie Verst
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Steamy Windows" | "Stevie's Windows" | paul sta without the R |
| "We Don't Need Another Hero (Thunderdome)" | "You've Were Drinking Too Much Beer-oh (Stumbled Home)" | Don the Dfoofnik |
| "Simply the Best" | "Simply Smell This" | Gari J |
| "What's Love Got To Do With It" | "What's Dub Got To Do With It????" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "We Don't Need Another Hero" | "We Don't Need Another Duggar" | BabyRuth |
| "We Don't Need Another Hero" | "We Don't Need Another Duggar" | BabyRuth |
| "Better Be Good To Me" | "Sarah Is Good For Me" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Simply The Best" | "Simply Me Vest" | Paul Sta Without The R |
| "Simply The Best" | "Simple Arrest" | Merry & Pippin |
| "Goldeneye" | "Bloodshoteye" | Max Power |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Steamy Windows | Tilex/Any bathroom cleaner | soul |
| We Don't Need Another Hero | Fast-food Restaurant Rebuttal Ad Toward Subway | CapitalE |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Private Dancer | strip joint | Daniel G. |
| What's Love Got To Do With It? | Divorce lawyer | Edward |
| We Don't Need Another Hero | Blimpie | crazydon |
| We Don't Need Another Hero | Quizno's | crazydon |
| We Don't Need Another Hero | Subway Restaurants | crazydon |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| He's The Greatest Dancer Sister Sledge | Private Dancer Tina Turner | He's The Greatest Private Dancer | Queen Talifah |
| Private Eyes Hall and Oates | Private Dancer Tina Turner | Private Eye Dancer | Edward |
| We Are Vertical Horizon | The Best Tina Turner | We Are The Best Someone sure thinks highly of themselves! | Edward |
| Save The Last Dance For Me The Drifters | Private Dancer Tina Turner | Save The Last Private Dancer For Me | Gretchen Wieners |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Argentina Turner
Argent combined with Tina Turner
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Page-Turner
Jimmy Page combined with Tina Turner
As in a book.
Submitted By: Nude Yogi Bear
Tina Turner Overdrive
Tina Turner combined with Bachman Turner Overdrive
An obvious variation of Jack Black's idea in "High Fidelity".
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Misheard Lyrics:
"What's Love Got to Do with It"
Misheard Lyrics: I will get such facts.
Original Lyrics: Opposites attract.
| "Typical Male"
Misheard Lyrics: All I want is capillary action
Just enough to tip the scales Original Lyrics: All I want is a little reaction
Just enough to tip the scales |
"Private Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics: Douche marks are dollars
Original Lyrics: Deutsch marks or dollars
| "Better Be Good to Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Ke$Ha!
Original Lyrics: Captured!
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Typical Male"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm deep in trouble with the law.
Something about authority seems to bring out the man in me Original Lyrics: I'm deep in trouble with the law.
Something about authority seems to bring out the bad in me |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Get 86ed! When I saw the video on MTV and heard the words it all made sence until I misheard "man" instead of "bad". It was a case of "Huh? Did she really say that?". |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"I Don't Wanna Fight"
Better Lyrics:
I don't care who's black or white
Original Lyrics:
I don't care who's wrong or right
Submitted by: Aaerni
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Private Dancer"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I want to make a million dollars.
I want to live out by the sea Have husband and some children Yeah I guess I want a family Why They're Nonsensical: Either you want a family or you don't want a family.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "I Don't Wanna Fight"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: There's a pale moon in the sky
The kind you make your wishes on Why They're Nonsensical: Is she talking about the moon or the sky? Either way, I thought people wished on stars.
Submitted by: Helen A.
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"You Better Be Good to Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Cause I don't have no use,
for what you loosely call the truth Why They're Misrhymed: It's odd but I never knew 'use and truth' rhymed until I heard this song.
Submitted by: Bill
| "What's Love Got To Do With It"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: What's love but a second hand emotion
What's love got to do, got to do with it Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken? Why They're Misrhymed: Hate to demean this song, but 'emotion' doesn't even come close to rhyming with 'broken'? Especially since 'emotion' has a sylable too many.
Submitted by: ayane
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"We Don't Need Another Hero"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: We don't need another negro.
Why They're Inappropriate: If you're really drunk the song sounds like that. It would also be weird that Tina Turner would say that kind of thing....lol.
Submitted by: BadKarma Chameleon
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Private Dancer"
The Dated Lyrics: Deutschmarks or dollars
Why They're Dated: Since 2002 the euro has been the currency of Germany, replacing the Deutschmark.
Submitted by: crazydon
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Private Dancer"
The Lyrics: Deutchmarks or dollars
American Express will do nicely thank you Product Brand Name: American Express credit card
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Private Dancer"
The Lyrics: American Express will do nicely thank you.
Product Brand Name: American Express.
Submitted by: Rich Braham
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Song Title Space Change:
"Better Be Good Tom E" originally "Better Be Good To Me"
That's right Tom E. be good to Tina!
Submitted by: Peter
Band Name Anagrams:
Treat In Urn Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Nun Art Tier Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Inter At Urn Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
True Tar Inn Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Tater In Urn Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"The Bets" originally "The Best"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Beth Set" originally "The Best"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Bet Seth" originally "The Best"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Set Beth" originally "The Best"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Seth Bet" originally "The Best"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Mao-ed Prairie" originally "Proud Mary"
Submitted by: Lily Leggs
"Lit Bush Nitty Summits" originally "Nutbush City Limits"
Submitted by: Helga Lor
"Lit Bush Nutty Summits" originally "Nutbush City Limits"
Submitted by: Helga Lor
"Dive At Prancer" originally "Private Dancer"
Submitted by: Linda Radnil
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Turn A Teener originally "Tina Turner"
Submitted by: She-Bop
Tuna Tirner originally "Tina Turner"
Submitted by: shepop
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Swiss Citizenship"
Tina Turner wants to become a Swiss citizen, and love has everything to do with it. A Swiss paper wrote recently that the 73 year old soul diva had been granted citizenship, according to the Associated Press. She has passed a local civics test and interview. "I'm very happy in Switzerland and I feel at home here," Turner said in Blick. a German newspaper. But the decision still needs to be approved by the Swiss state, or canton, of Zurich and federal authorities before the passport is granted.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Her legs"
Whether she was performing with Ike Turner or solo, it was very rare that she wore anything other than short skirts or shorts.
Submitted by: shesoul
