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There are 121 misheard song lyrics for Tina Turner on amIright currently.

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"Be Tender With Me Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three cheers for Whitley Bay.
Original Lyrics:
Be tender with me, baby.
"Better Be Good To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I don't have no use
For what you Lucy, call the truth
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I don't have no use
For what you loosely call the truth.
"Better Be Good To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I don't have no use
For what you used to call the truth.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I don't have no use
For what you loosely call the truth.
"Better Be Good To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I don't have the time for your own beloved lines
or
'cause I don't have the time for your old, beloated lies
or
'cause I don't have the time for your old, beloated lies
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I don't have the time for your overloaded lines
"Better Be Good To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But did you think I just deserve you with my faith?
Original Lyrics:
But did you think I just accept you in blind faith?
"Better Be Good To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But did you think I just deserve you with my faith?
Original Lyrics:
But did you think I just accept you in blind faith?
"Better Be Good to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I don't have no use
For what you used to call the truth
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I don't have no use
For what you loosely call the truth
"Better Be Good to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keisha!
Original Lyrics:
Captured!
Editor's note: She couldn't possibly be saying "KeSHa" because this song was recorded before the singer of *that* name was even born.
"Better Be Good to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I be fractured by your lack of devotion? Shit ass! Shit ass!
Original Lyrics:
Should I be fractured by your lack of devotion? Should I? Should I?
"Better Be Good to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I be fractured by your laugh of devotion?
Original Lyrics:
Should I be fractured by your lack of devotion?
"Beyond Thunderdone"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we want is Arthur Young in Thunderdome
Original Lyrics:
All we want is life beyond the Thunderdome
"Disco Inferno" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fern, baby, fern
This song is vernal.
or
Burn, baby, burn
Disco infernal.
Original Lyrics:
Burn, baby, burn
Disco inferno
"I Don't Wanna Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you make a wish upon?
Original Lyrics:
The kind you make your wishes on
"I Don't Wanna Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't live this lie
Original Lyrics:
I can't live this life
"I Don't Wanna Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't really wanna fry no more or or, oh yea hump asana.
or
I don't really wanna cry no more
Original Lyrics:
I don't really want to fight no more (too much talking babe)
Summon zee demon!
"I Don't Wanna Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Light the fire in your eyes
or
Like the fire in your eyes
or
Like the fire in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
Like the light in your eyes
"I Don't Wanna Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sick of bein' the baby
Original Lyrics:
Seems to me that baby
"I Don't Wanna Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something happened somewhere
And we both know why
Original Lyrics:
Something happened somewhere
And we both know what
"I Don't Wanna Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell RuPaul he's gay.
Original Lyrics:
Tired of all these games.
"I Don't Wanna Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a pebble in disguise.
Original Lyrics:
There's a pale moon in the sky.
"I Don't Wanna Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a pebble in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
There's a pale moon in the sky.
"I Don't Wanna Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's people here tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Let's sleep on it tonight.
"I Don't Wanna Fight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two bears talking, babe
Original Lyrics:
Too much talking, babe
"Let's Stay Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Loving you whether,
whether, times are bullyabed,
happy or sad
Original Lyrics:
Loving you whether,
whether times are good or bad,
happy or sad
"Nutbush City Limits" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a 747 baby.
Original Lyrics:
Nutbush City Limit
"Nutbush City Limits" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One whore's town
Original Lyrics:
One horse town
"Private Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deutsch marks or dollars
American Express will do, and I'll sleep with you.
Original Lyrics:
Deutsch marks or dollars
American Express will do nicely, thank you.
"Private Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Douche marks are dollars
Original Lyrics:
Deutsch marks or dollars
"Private Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Duck marks the dollars.
Original Lyrics:
Deutschmarks or dollars
"Private Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your bridal cancer,
a cancer for money
Original Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer,
a dancer for money
"Private Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your pirate dancer
Original Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer
"Private Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your primate dancer
Original Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer
"Private Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer
I dance off your money.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your private dancer
A dancer for money.
"Private Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lost a dollar
American Express will do nicely, thank you.
Original Lyrics:
Deutsch marks or dollars
American Express will do nicely, thank you.
"Private Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. private dancer
Original Lyrics:
Just a private dancer
"Private Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pride of a dancer, a dancer for money.
Original Lyrics:
Private dancer, a dancer for money.
"Private Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stretch marks for dollars
Original Lyrics:
Deutsch marks or dollars
"Private Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's worth a dollar
American Express will do nicely, thank you.
Original Lyrics:
Deutsch marks or dollars
American Express will do nicely, thank you.
"Private Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't think of them as women.
Original Lyrics:
You don't think of them as human.
"Private Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You keep your eye on the money
Original Lyrics:
You keep your mind on the money
"Simply The Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a lifetime of trousers and a world of jeans.
Original Lyrics:
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams.
"Simply The Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stomped on your heart
Original Lyrics:
I'm stuck on your heart
"Simply The Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stuffed up your heart.
Original Lyrics:
I'm stuck on your heart.
"Simply The Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the lifetime of prozzies and a world of dreams
Original Lyrics:
See the lifetime of promises and a world of dreams
"Simply The Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the lifetime trousers and a world of vains
Original Lyrics:
See the lifetime of promises and a world of dreams
"Simply The Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
You walk away with my towel and my soap.
Original Lyrics:
You walked away with my heart and my soul.
"Simply The Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're simply the best
Better than an orange rest
Original Lyrics:
You're simply the best
You're better than all the rest
"Simply The Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're simply the pest
Original Lyrics:
You're simply the best
"Simply the Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a lifetime of ponces and a world of dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams.
"Simply the Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're simply the best
You're better than Nazareth
Original Lyrics:
You're simply the best
You're better than all the rest
"Steamy Windows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Skinny minnows
Original Lyrics:
Steamy windows
"Steamy Windows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stealing Windows
Original Lyrics:
Steamy windows
"Steamy Windows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stevie Winwood, zero visibility.
Original Lyrics:
Steamy windows, zero visibility.
"Steamy Windows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stevie Wonder, zero visibility.
Original Lyrics:
Steamy windows, zero visibility.
"The Best" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a lifetime of trousers
Original Lyrics:
Give me a lifetime of promises
"The Best" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll shotgun your heart!
Original Lyrics:
I'm stuck on your heart
"The Best" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't get away with my heart and my soul!
Original Lyrics:
You walked away with my heart and my soul.
"The Best" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're sinfully the best
Original Lyrics:
You're simply the best
"Tina's Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me lemonade.
Original Lyrics:
Give me liberty.
"Typical Male" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I want is capillary action
Just enough to tip the scales
Original Lyrics:
All I want is a little reaction
Just enough to tip the scales
"Typical Male" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know and I'm told
Original Lyrics:
But I know when I'm close
"Typical Male" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you can tell you ain't no match
Original Lyrics:
But your intellect ain't no match
"Typical Male" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All in haste
or
Allen Bate
or
Celebrate
or
Celebrate
Original Lyrics:
I'll embrace
"Typical Male" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I confess i'm a fool for a man
With a pleasant mind
Original Lyrics:
I confess i'm a fool for a man
With a clever mind
"Typical Male" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm deep in trouble with the law.
Something about authority seems to bring out the man in me
Original Lyrics:
I'm deep in trouble with the law.
Something about authority seems to bring out the bad in me
"Typical Male" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Loosen up your silken tie
Original Lyrics:
Loosen up your suit and tie
"Typical Male" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me liar what to do
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lawyer what to do
"Typical Male" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your family
Original Lyrics:
Defend me
"We Don't Need Another Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All we want is Arthur Young in Thunderdome.
Original Lyrics:
All we want is life beyond the Thunderdome.
"We Don't Need Another Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All we want is like the young....The Thunderdome.
Original Lyrics:
All we want is life beyond the Thunderdome.
"We Don't Need Another Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of the romance
Out from the wreckage.
Original Lyrics:
Out of the ruins
Out from the wreckage.
"We Don't Need Another Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of the wilderness
Out in the rackets
Original Lyrics:
Out of the ruins
Out from the wreckage
"We Don't Need Another Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So what do we do with our lives
We leave only a vow.
Original Lyrics:
So what do we do with our lives
We leave only a mark.
"We Don't Need Another Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So what do we do with our lives?
We leave only a bump.
Will our story shine like a light
Or end in the dump?
Is it all or nothing?
Original Lyrics:
So what do we do with our lives?
We leave only a mark.
Will our story shine like a light
Or end in the dark?
Give it all or nothing.
"We Don't Need Another Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need an empty beer mug
Original Lyrics:
We don't need another hero
"We Don't Need Another Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need another hero
We don't need another wey hole
All we want is my piano, my piano
Original Lyrics:
We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond the thunderdome
"We Don't Need Another Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need another hero
We don't need another a-hole
Original Lyrics:
We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause hell made me feel this way
Original Lyrics:
It scares me to feel this way
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the zits attract
Original Lyrics:
Opposites attract
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I`ve been thinking about my own erection
It scares me to feel this way.
Original Lyrics:
I`ve been thinking about my own protection
It scares me to feel this way.
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I chant to look dazed
Original Lyrics:
If I tend to look dazed
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I tend to the days
or
If I tend to the place
or
If I tend to the place
Original Lyrics:
If I tend to look dazed
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If a tend to look dazed
I've read it someplace
I've got costopy.
Original Lyrics:
If a tend to look dazed
I've read it someplace
I've got cause to be.
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes my bones react
Original Lyrics:
Makes my pulse react
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now is there such fact?
Original Lyrics:
Opposites attract
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the zenza track
Original Lyrics:
Opposites attract.
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pond sludge got to do, go to do with it
Pond sludge, but a second hand emotion.
Original Lyrics:
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
What's love, but a second hand emotion?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The touch of your hand makes my bulls react.
Original Lyrics:
The touch of your hand makes me pulse react.
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk slow, got to do, got to do it soon.
Original Lyrics:
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk so Dr. Do, Dr. Do- little.
Original Lyrics:
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's left after doing it?
Original Lyrics:
What's love got to do with it?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's left, got to do it.
Original Lyrics:
What's love got to do with it?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's love Cockadoo, cockadoodle it?
Original Lyrics:
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's love but a second hand emulsion?
Original Lyrics:
What's love but a second hand emotion?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's love but a second hand in motion?
Original Lyrics:
What's love but a second hand emotion?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's love but a second-hand commode, son?
Original Lyrics:
What's love but a second-hand emotion?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's love cock-a-doo, cock-a-doodle it?
Original Lyrics:
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's love but a second handy motion?
or
What's love if you don't respect emotion?
or
What's love if you don't respect emotion?
Original Lyrics:
What's love, but a second hand emotion?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's love, Dr. Doo, Dr. Doolittle?
Original Lyrics:
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's love, but a second hand in motion
Original Lyrics:
What's love, but a second hand emotion
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's love, but a second handy motion?
Original Lyrics:
What's love, but a second-hand emotion?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's love, but a second-hand commode, son?
Original Lyrics:
What's love, but a second-hand emotion?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's love, but a sexy damn emotion?
Original Lyrics:
What's love, but a second-hand emotion?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's love, but a sexy hand lotion?
Original Lyrics:
What's love, but a second-hand emotion?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's love, but a skilled one-handed motion?
Original Lyrics:
What's love, but a second hand emotion?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's love, but just swimmin' in the ocean?
Original Lyrics:
What's love, but a second hand emotion
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
White slugs got to do with it.
Original Lyrics:
What's love got to do with it?
"What's Love Got To Do With It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must understand
That the touch of your hand
Makes my poultry hide.
Original Lyrics:
You must understand
That the touch of your hand
Makes my pulse react.
"What's Love Got To Do With It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's love but a second hand in motion?
Original Lyrics:
What's love but a second hand emotion?
"What's Love Got To Do With It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must try to ignore
That it's beanpole and fat
Original Lyrics:
You must try to ignore
That it means more than that
"What's Love Got To Do With It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must try to ignore
That it's evil and that
Original Lyrics:
You must try to ignore
That it means more than that
"What's Love Got To Do With It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must try to ignore
That it's people and pat
Original Lyrics:
You must try to ignore
That it means more than that
"What's Love Got To Do With It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must understand that the touch of a man makes my puss react
Original Lyrics:
You must understand, how the touch of your hand, makes my pulse react
"What's Love Got To Do With It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must understand,
how the touch of your hand,
makes my balls react
Original Lyrics:
You must understand,
how the touch of your hand,
makes my pulse react
"What's Love Got to Do with It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will get such facts.
Original Lyrics:
Opposites attract.

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