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Song Parodies -> "Av'rage Carnivora"

Original Song Title:

"Abracadabra"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"Av'rage Carnivora"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I thought of this while paying my water bill; let that be a warning to you.
You heat up, I cool you down
I got you spinning round and round
Round and round that sausage goes
And where it stops, you oughta know

Every time I get some game
I grill it upon a charcoal flame
Smelling that whets the desire
Sizzle baby, turn you with my plier

Av'rage av'rage carnivora
I'm gonna eat ya, I'm viscious
Av'rage av'rage carnivora
Av'rage carnivora

I like you hot, don't like you dry
I like you juicy, that is why
I keep you turnin' on the grate
Gonna put you on my plate

Av'rage av'rage carnivora
av'rage carnivora
av'rage av'rage carnivora
av'rage carnivora

I taste the magic in smoked ham hocks
I taste the magic in cod and lox
Beef and chicken, spare ribs and sauce
Black angus with a spicy toss

I taste magic in those thighs
I taste magic in the wine
Just when I think I'm gonna go vegan
I dive into chicken wings again

You heat up, I cool you down
My vegetation just can't be found
I heat up, I wolf you down
My vegetation just can't be found...

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John Jenkins - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
A very meaty parody and I like your "game."

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