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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Escarole"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock-n-Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Escarole"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Saw it lyin there on the salad plate
That twisted lettuce that I really hate
I kept the radishes
And the mushrooms, yes
I put that frilly stuff in the trash
Til it was out of sight, all gone, singin

I hate escarole
Throw it in the pen with the rabbit, baby
I hate escarole
Frilly green stuff is not for me

I lined it up on the dinner roll plate
It's the sourest stuff I ever ate
It looked like blue sea foam
I poked it just for fun
It just wasn't for me, not for me, for me
Pass the trash can over, just for me, yeah me

Singin
I hate escarole
Throw it in the pen with the hedge hog, baby
I hate escarole
Frilly green food just ain't for me

It looked like blue sea foam
I poked it with a spoon
It just wasn't for me, not for me, for me
Pass the trash can over, just for me, yeah me

I hate escarole
Toss it in the garbage disposal, baby
I hate escarole
Eating frilly stuff don't appeal to me
(Repeat above)

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Billy Florio - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job...and I can relate..I hate Escarole too....one of the only vegtables that I really hate
Wild Man - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work Royce . Have you ever tried it with a balsalmic dressing?
Meriadoc - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Have a big plate endive in.... This was really great. The hedgehog was a good addition! :-D

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