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Song Parodies -> "Escape of Clementine"

Original Song Title:

"Clementine"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Escape of Clementine"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

The original song has many verses; there was only so much I could write about a llama......
In a cavern, in a canyon
Storing missiles and land mines
Lived Osama and a llama
And her name was Clementine

Oh my darling, oh, my darling
Oh, my darling Clementine
You must look for an escape route
Dreadful sorry, Clementine

She was nothing like a fairy
And her hooves were number nine
There was ammo in big boxes
Life was bad for Clementine

Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling Clementine
You must look for an escape route
Dreadful sorry, Clementine

She was looking for some water
One morning about nine
And she found a secret passage
She escaped, dear Clementine

Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling Clementine
Find yourself a green oasis
Fare thee well, dear Clementine

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 18

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Mitch O - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
So randomly funny! I love it!
Royce Miller - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Mitch---
Vlad the Shrike - March 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Boom,pow,Blam,teenie weenie peices

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