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Song Parodies -> "Keep Croc'n Me Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Keep Rockin' Me Baby"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"Keep Croc'n Me Baby"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Well he's been trompin' through swamps
With lizards and frogs
he's lookin for a special snake today
he's the "Crocodile Guy" with a real sharp eye
For spiders and birds of prey

His name is Steve Irwin
He likes critters stirrin'
Especially those cold reptiles
He can catch a croc with his bare hands
Steve has got a unique style

Keep on croc'n me baby
Keep on croc'n me baby
Keep on croc'n me baby
Keep on croc'n me baby

Well He came from Australia
And he's been all over
You can see him on TV
He gets excited about animals he's sighted
He even chases them up the trees

Keep on croc'n me baby
Keep on croc'n me baby
Keep on croc'n me baby
Criky, Criky, Criky

Now he ain't suspicious
He's rather auspicious
The animals fascinate Steve
And he wants them conserved
He wants them preserved
He's probably got a snake up his sleeve

So keep on croc'n me baby
Keep on croc'n me baby
Keep on croc'n me baby
Criky Criky Criky

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   5
 5   4

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FussBudget - April 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Royce ! 5's even though you picked the guy I hate most in the whole wide world. No I take that back ! Because of it ! BTW : Crikey has an E in it - you just failed basic 'Strayun"
Jeff Reuben - April 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Another good song about one of the strangest guys in the world! I like the snake up his sleave line.
Tim Hall - April 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Great song about Steve, but you forgot Terri. However, could you imagine Steve as a used car salesman?
Meriadoc - April 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I was trying to come up with a Steve parody, but you beat us to it (which is probably just as well). This is quite good! I liked the snake up the sleeve line too.
Michael Pacholek - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I just saw this song, and it's all it's crocked (criked?) up to be.

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