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Song Parodies -> "Juan"

Original Song Title:

"One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Juan"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

eat your heart out, Guy DiRito
Juan is the loneliest plumber that I ever knew
Cause nobody has a leak
He's the loneliest plumber
Cause the jobs are bleak

Dough is the missing ingredient in Juan's account
That's cause the pipes ain't bustin'
And he's down and out

Now Juan is the loneliest plumber
That I ever knew
Juan is the loneliest plumber, blue as blue

There's just no goo anymore fixing pipes that spray
Now he spends his time looking longingly
At his Limeaway

Juan is the loneliest, Mister Juan is the loneliest
Mister Juan is the loneliest plumber that I ever knew
Juan is the loneliest, Juan is the loneliest
Juan is the loneliest plumber that I ever knew
There's just no goo anymore fixing pipes that spray
(Mister) Juan is the loneliest
(Mister) Juan is the loneliest
(Mister) Juan is the loneliest plumber that I ever knew
(Mister) Juan is the loneliest
(Mister) Juan is the loneliest
(Mister) Juan is the loneliest plumber that I ever knew

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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alvin rhodes - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
aha...the latin equivalent to the maytag man..funny...5s
Chuck A. Spear - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't SWEAT it- this really FLUSHED with me! I will shower you with 5's
Juan Barry - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Agua y parodia caliente. Cincos, amigo.
Rick D - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
He needs to know only three things---gas goes up, poop goes down, payday is on Friday...
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, Royce, "No-Juan" can say this isn't a great job...5's ~ ~ ~
Michael Pacholek - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Rats, Alvin got to the obvious joke first... A splendid tale of a sad, wrenching story. I was about to write a parody (no I wasn't, but hear me out) about an Arab plumber... but if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amahl.
Rick C - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Royce! I laughed so hard I felt drained.....555
Meriadoc - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious Royce! ;-D

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