Song Parodies -> All T-Rex's Live in Texas
| Original Song Title: | "All My Ex's Live in Texas" |
| Original Performer: | George Strait |
| Parody Song Title: | "All T-Rex's Live in Texas" |
| Parody Written by: | Royce Miller |
Boris, down in Dallas, tries to push big buildings down
And Bruno from Amarillo just chases cows around
And Lotus from Helotes is a bully from way back
Big Gaston from San Antone makes some great big tracks
All T-Rex's live in Texas
And Texas is a place I used to love to be
But all T-Rex's live in Texas
That's why I moved to Middle Tennessee
I remember when Texas was just "home on the range"
But nowadays when I go back, things seem awful strange
It was a place where antelopes and harmless creatures played
But now it's each beast for himself, a dinosaur parade
All T-Rex's live in Texas
And Texas is a place I used to love to be
But all T-Rex's live in Texas
That's why I moved to middle Tennessee
....Watch out if you go there--
You are sure to see some--
We don't have those "thangs" in Tennessee
And Bruno from Amarillo just chases cows around
And Lotus from Helotes is a bully from way back
Big Gaston from San Antone makes some great big tracks
All T-Rex's live in Texas
And Texas is a place I used to love to be
But all T-Rex's live in Texas
That's why I moved to Middle Tennessee
I remember when Texas was just "home on the range"
But nowadays when I go back, things seem awful strange
It was a place where antelopes and harmless creatures played
But now it's each beast for himself, a dinosaur parade
All T-Rex's live in Texas
And Texas is a place I used to love to be
But all T-Rex's live in Texas
That's why I moved to middle Tennessee
....Watch out if you go there--
You are sure to see some--
We don't have those "thangs" in Tennessee
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