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Song Parodies -> "Percolator"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Percolator, oh could you help my coffee boil
See the number on the clock now is 7:30
It's early in the day so I hope you'll brew away
I got my half and half and my cup's not dirty

Isn't that the way the morning goes?
Well let me plug you in
And I'll get the Equal if I can find it
So I can drink just a heavenly cup of Jo
Caffeine is great you know
I need it every day
I'll fill my thermos up and tote it off with me
then I won't be a flake
and maybe I'll stay awake

Percolator, oh could you help my coffee brew
I love the aroma you're sending to me
The sleep is in my eyes
you know it happens when I rise
I think about the French roast I know will save me

Repeat Chorus

Percolator, will you're just plugged into the wall
You see there's no one here
But you for me now to talk to
Thank you for your time
Now I'm awake and feeling fine
Hope you keep your shine

Repeat Chorus

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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 5   4

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alvin rhodes - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment anthem to coffee, my lifeblood....5..5...5
Leo Jay - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I was grinding through the day, but this perked me right up. (Sorry.)
Laurence Dunne - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, this gave me a lift too, it was full of beans.
Johnny D - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment

She sure likes
She sure likes
She sure likes
Paul Robinson - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce - Hmmm....looks like I just got my 12 noon wake-up call today. 5's
Mr X - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce: Thanks for brewing up this great parody. 5's.

Johnny D: Nice parody fragment of the "Cocane" song. Are you thinking of making it into a full parody?
Johnny D - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Mr. X: Thanks...yes, I'm thinking about it...heh heh heh
Meriadoc - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
An excellent effort!
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.

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