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Song Parodies -> "Andy, Opie and Aunt Bee"
Original Song Title:
"Ebony and Ivory"
Original Performer:
McCartney/Wonder
Parody Song Title:
"Andy, Opie and Aunt Bee"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
Andy, Opie and Aunt Bee
Lived together in blissful harmony
Side by side in that whacked out little town called
Mayberry
Most folks know
About the characters on Andy's old show
And when Otis checked into the jail
It's cause there was
Alot of liquor in him, Otis liked to inhale--
He didn't post bail
Andy, Opie and Aunt Bee
Lived together in blissful harmony
Side by side in that little, peaceful town
Called Mayberry
Barney Fife,
He ended up with Thelma Lou for a wife
He was given one bullet to shoot
And that was good--
Cause he could have ended up by shooting
Off his own foot
Yeah, he was a hoot
Andy, Opie and Aunt Bee
Lived together in whacky harmony
Side by side in that little southern town of
Mayberry
Side by side, in that little southern town of Mayberry
Andy T, and Aunt Bee
Lived with a little kid, Opie
Andy T, and Aunt Bee
Lived with a little kid, Opie
Andy T, and Aunt Bee
Andy T, and Aunt Bee
Andy T, and Aunt Bee.....
Lived together in blissful harmony
Side by side in that whacked out little town called
Mayberry
Most folks know
About the characters on Andy's old show
And when Otis checked into the jail
It's cause there was
Alot of liquor in him, Otis liked to inhale--
He didn't post bail
Andy, Opie and Aunt Bee
Lived together in blissful harmony
Side by side in that little, peaceful town
Called Mayberry
Barney Fife,
He ended up with Thelma Lou for a wife
He was given one bullet to shoot
And that was good--
Cause he could have ended up by shooting
Off his own foot
Yeah, he was a hoot
Andy, Opie and Aunt Bee
Lived together in whacky harmony
Side by side in that little southern town of
Mayberry
Side by side, in that little southern town of Mayberry
Andy T, and Aunt Bee
Lived with a little kid, Opie
Andy T, and Aunt Bee
Lived with a little kid, Opie
Andy T, and Aunt Bee
Andy T, and Aunt Bee
Andy T, and Aunt Bee.....
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Great old TV show, great new song parody!
Show pretty funny. Original song one of the worst in popdom. Parody very clever.
Excellent, Royce...5s! I'm going to be whistling the Andy Griffith theme all day!
This is my mom's favorite show, so I watched re-runs of it on Nickelodeon for half of my childhood. Bravo!
Royce, nice job...5's...quite a bit more harmonious than my 'Mayberry' parody - Barney went 'Postal' in that one when Andy had to lay him off.
Barney Fife and Ernest T, when they meet there is no real harmony. Excellent job, Royce!
Good one Royce!
Royce this was GREAT! I HATE the original song, but now I have a reason to like it( somewhat). Great job! 555
thanks to all for the comments-if people could check themselves into the jail these days, like Otis did, maybe there would be more people alive; just a thought
love the TV show...hate the original...love the parody...5s
"Whacked-out little town" - heh heh. And I agree with John Barry - songs like "Ebony and Ivory" and "The Girl Is Mine" make it difficult for me to justify being such a McCartney fan.
Great parody and I agree with spaff.com..."Whacked-out little town" is a great line!
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