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Song Parodies -> "Andy, Opie and Aunt Bee"

Original Song Title:

"Ebony and Ivory"

Original Performer:

McCartney/Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Andy, Opie and Aunt Bee"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Andy, Opie and Aunt Bee
Lived together in blissful harmony
Side by side in that whacked out little town called
Mayberry

Most folks know
About the characters on Andy's old show
And when Otis checked into the jail
It's cause there was
Alot of liquor in him, Otis liked to inhale--
He didn't post bail

Andy, Opie and Aunt Bee
Lived together in blissful harmony
Side by side in that little, peaceful town
Called Mayberry

Barney Fife,
He ended up with Thelma Lou for a wife
He was given one bullet to shoot
And that was good--
Cause he could have ended up by shooting
Off his own foot
Yeah, he was a hoot

Andy, Opie and Aunt Bee
Lived together in whacky harmony
Side by side in that little southern town of
Mayberry
Side by side, in that little southern town of Mayberry

Andy T, and Aunt Bee
Lived with a little kid, Opie
Andy T, and Aunt Bee
Lived with a little kid, Opie

Andy T, and Aunt Bee
Andy T, and Aunt Bee
Andy T, and Aunt Bee.....

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Johnny D - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Great old TV show, great new song parody!
John Barry - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Show pretty funny. Original song one of the worst in popdom. Parody very clever.
Arwen - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, Royce...5s! I'm going to be whistling the Andy Griffith theme all day!
Ashkicksass - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This is my mom's favorite show, so I watched re-runs of it on Nickelodeon for half of my childhood. Bravo!
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce, nice job...5's...quite a bit more harmonious than my 'Mayberry' parody - Barney went 'Postal' in that one when Andy had to lay him off.
Tim Hall - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Barney Fife and Ernest T, when they meet there is no real harmony. Excellent job, Royce!
Meriadoc - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Royce!
Cookie-man - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce this was GREAT! I HATE the original song, but now I have a reason to like it( somewhat). Great job! 555
Royce Miller - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks to all for the comments-if people could check themselves into the jail these days, like Otis did, maybe there would be more people alive; just a thought
alvin rhodes - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
love the TV show...hate the original...love the parody...5s
Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
"Whacked-out little town" - heh heh. And I agree with John Barry - songs like "Ebony and Ivory" and "The Girl Is Mine" make it difficult for me to justify being such a McCartney fan.
John B - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Great parody and I agree with spaff.com..."Whacked-out little town" is a great line!

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