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Song Parodies -> "Democrat Plans"

Original Song Title:

"Truck Drivin' Man"

Original Performer:

Rick Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Democrat Plans"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I stopped at a roadhouse in Washington
A little place called "Daschle's Last Stand"
A bunch of politicians were talkin'
Talkin' bout' Democrat plans

The polls say Bush has 63% approval
So he might be real hard to beat
Daschle decided to hold on--
Hold on to his Senate seat

Pour me another cup of "jiva"
It is the thickest in the land
If I had a nickel for all promises
I'd be a very rich man

Gephardt, Kerry and Edwards
Seem to be the leading men
To move the Democrats forward
Forward with Democrat plans

When I get my call up to glory
They'll take me away from this land
And there won't be empty promises
And no more politicians' plans

Well pour me another cup of jiva
It is the thickest in the land
If I had a nickel for all promises
I'd be a very rich man

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John Jenkins - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, Royce. It's hard to believe that you wrote this almost 2 years, but I congratulate you for predicting Daschle's last stand.

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