Song Parodies -> Democrat Plans
| Original Song Title: | "Truck Drivin' Man" |
| Original Performer: | Rick Nelson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Democrat Plans" |
| Parody Written by: | Royce Miller |
I stopped at a roadhouse in Washington
A little place called "Daschle's Last Stand"
A bunch of politicians were talkin'
Talkin' bout' Democrat plans
The polls say Bush has 63% approval
So he might be real hard to beat
Daschle decided to hold on--
Hold on to his Senate seat
Pour me another cup of "jiva"
It is the thickest in the land
If I had a nickel for all promises
I'd be a very rich man
Gephardt, Kerry and Edwards
Seem to be the leading men
To move the Democrats forward
Forward with Democrat plans
When I get my call up to glory
They'll take me away from this land
And there won't be empty promises
And no more politicians' plans
Well pour me another cup of jiva
It is the thickest in the land
If I had a nickel for all promises
I'd be a very rich man
A little place called "Daschle's Last Stand"
A bunch of politicians were talkin'
Talkin' bout' Democrat plans
The polls say Bush has 63% approval
So he might be real hard to beat
Daschle decided to hold on--
Hold on to his Senate seat
Pour me another cup of "jiva"
It is the thickest in the land
If I had a nickel for all promises
I'd be a very rich man
Gephardt, Kerry and Edwards
Seem to be the leading men
To move the Democrats forward
Forward with Democrat plans
When I get my call up to glory
They'll take me away from this land
And there won't be empty promises
And no more politicians' plans
Well pour me another cup of jiva
It is the thickest in the land
If I had a nickel for all promises
I'd be a very rich man
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Well done, Royce. It's hard to believe that you wrote this almost 2 years, but I congratulate you for predicting Daschle's last stand.
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