Song Parodies -> I'll Never Step in Love Again

Original Song Title:	"I'll Never Fall in Love Again"
Original Performer:	Dionne Warwick

Parody Song Title:	"I'll Never Step in Love Again"
Parody Written by:	Royce Miller

everybody's got to have at least one "down on love" song, right?

What do you get when you fall in love?
It's like stepping on a piece of Double Bubble
A guy with a name like Barney Rubble
I'll never step in love again
I'll never step in love again

What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough spit to fill a bathtub
And enough beard to do a back scrub
I'll never step in love again
I'll never step in love again

You know just where I'm coming from
Cause I hate steppin in bubble gum
Out of the muck, the grind, the slick goo
Gonna be scrapin that off my shoe

What do you get when you step in love?
Mud up to your chin and eyebrows
And the mud pies of 20 mad cows
I'll never step in love again
I'll never step in love again

You know just where I'm coming from
Cause I hate steppin on bubblegum
Out of the muck, the slime, the slick goo
Gonna scrape that stuff off my shoes

What do you get when you step in love?
Soles full of squishy muck and tar-oh
You have a pair that I can borrow?
I'll never step in love again
I'll never step in love again

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Jeff Reuben - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Weird Al did. He's actually had several of them. My first reaction was "I'll Never Step In Mud Again". Then I read it, and was close to your "Never Step in Gum Again". You've been kissing the wrong guys =)

malky - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment

yeah Royce.. come to Toronto and kiss me.. pardon the SARS

Royce Miller - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Yes, Jeff, seems you have to kiss alot of frogs before you get a prince

Wild Man - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Good Song, but no kiss , thanks.

Meriadoc - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Is this now perfectly cued for Mer and Pip to ask for a kiss? Or a threesome? (That thumping sound is Mal banging his head against the wall....) ;-D Incidentally Royce, I am sooooo glad you said Dionne Warwick and not Bobby Gentry.....

MIchael Pacholek - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Merry, if Royce had said Bobbie Gentry (ie, not y), Mal would've jumped off the Tallahatchee Bridge.

Guy DiRito - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment

" 'Scuse me while Ike is disguised". Great as usual Royce. 5 by 5.

malcolm higgins - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment

everybody wish royce a happy birthday today 09 june ok???

Jeff Reuben - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Happy Birthday Royce! 21, right? =)

Michael Pacholek - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Royce? Happy birthday to you, this board is a zoo, just watch out for Malcolm, 'cause you make him so blue!

Royce Miller - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks for the birthday wishes--Jeff you know that someone who write parodies to 70's songs (and before) is likely not 21--but I was once, I think.....and Michael P., you're making me want to do a song about the Tallahatchee bridge (sp?)

Meriadoc - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment

A little late, but Happy Birthday Royce!

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Song Parodies -> I'll Never Step in Love Again

"I'll Never Fall in Love Again"

Dionne Warwick

"I'll Never Step in Love Again"

Royce Miller

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