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Song Parodies -> "Hello Martha"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Dolly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Louis Armstrong

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Martha"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Hello Martha
Back from hell, Martha?
It's so nice to see you back on your estate
You're lookin' sveldt, Martha
Patty melt, Martha
You're still cookin', still good lookin'
In spite of your fate

We hear the press pratter
Does your leg clatter
With that ankle bracelet that they've got you in?
Well, take the crap Martha
Fortune is in your lap, Martha
Martha, just don't go away again

Hello, Martha
Well hello Martha
It's so nice to know you're out of Camp Cupcake
Are you reformed, Martha?
Guards were armed, Martha?
Even hardened criminals they rehabilitate

We hear the press chatter
Does your leg clatter
With that ankle bracelet that they've strapped you in?
Well, golly gee, fellas
Martha ain't gonna flee, fellas
Martha just don't go away
Martha don't you go away
Martha don't you go away again

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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Steve K. - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
She's baaaaaaack!
AFW - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This goes great with a hot chocolate...and donuts...555
alvin rhodes - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...5s
Royce Miller - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't have a dictionary with me when writing this, so "svelte" is the correct spelling of the word-
Michael Pacholek - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody? "It's a good thing."
John Jenkins - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well done, Royce. I particularly liked the "press pratter/leg clatter."

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