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Song Parodies -> "Baby I'm A Won Ton"

Original Song Title:

"Baby I'm A Want You"

Original Performer:

David Gates & Bread

Parody Song Title:

"Baby I'm A Won Ton"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Baby I'm a won ton
Baby I'm from Hong Kong
I am egg foo yong, I'll please your tongue
I'm sweet and sour
Baby I'm an egg roll
And I just can't wait for you.....

To wrap your lips around me
I'm so glad you found me
Dip me in soy sauce
And you will be so glad you did
Baby I'm a hopin' that you're not too badly gropin'
With those chopsticks

There's so many great things you can eat
At this buffet
Hungry no one ever has to go away
One price you pay

Baby I'm a cookie
Find your fortune in me
Eat me for dessert and have a pot
Of green tea
Baby I'm a sayin' that you can't go wrong a stayin'
With Chinese

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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 5   7

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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
"Angels in the Sky" prompted me to check out your other parodies. It may be a while before I can get through them all, but this one immediately grabbed my attention. Nice!

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