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Song Parodies -> "I've Got a Crocodile Heart"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got a Rock n Roll Heart"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got a Crocodile Heart"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I've got a feeling you would be delicious, friend
Right at this moment, I could take you for a whirl
you better watch out now, you better stand back
There's something about me baby, just makes me snap
Just makes me snap

chorus:
I live off of turtles, birds and fishes
I like water mixed with some salt
Brackish rivers fit me, humans try to get me
I've got a crocodile, I've got a crocodile heart

Hold up your lantern, if you're in the swamp tonight
Cause if you're not cautious
I'll clamp onto you so tight
I've got alot of teeth, do you find that strange?
I'm into eating, and I ain't gonna change
Ain't gonna change...

Chorus:
I could eat a '57 chevy
I like water mixed with some salt
Brackish rivers fit me, don't you try to get me
I've got a crocodile, I've got a crocodile heart

I don't need a steak knife, no spoon or fork
I'm into buffalo and wild birds and pork

I could eat a '57 chevy
I like water mixed with some salt
Brackish rivers fit me, don't you try to get me
I've got a crocodile, I've got a crocodile heart

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Johnny D - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I like clever animal parodies, and this qualifies.
alvin rhodes - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
reptilian...5s
John Barry - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not shedding crocodile tears of laughter--they're real. 5s.
AFW - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
You will get swamped with votes for this...
Rod Worden - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, Royce.
2Eagle - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Is this about Gov. Bush?

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