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Song Parodies -> "Barn People"

Original Song Title:

"Short People"

Original Performer:

Randy Newman

Parody Song Title:

"Barn People"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I call them barn people cause they sit in their house with their front door open, no screen door; might as well live in a barn.
Barn people got no use for a
Barn people got no use for a
Barn people got no use for
A door

They got open windows
With no screens
They got lots of flies
And their house ain't clean
They got little roaches
With tiny little wings
They don't wear no shoes
On their grubby little feet
Well, I don't want no barn people
Don't want no barn people
Don't want no barn people
Round here

Barn people live on this lane
With you and I
(And they smut it up)
And they're not bothered
Living in a pigsty
(It's their redneck style)

Barn people got no grasses
Barn people got no grasses
Barn people got no grasses
To mow

Cause they cover it with tires
And bikes and balls
They never pick em up
Cause their brains are slow
They got little sheds
That look cheap cheap cheap
They make lotsa noises
When you sleep sleep sleep
They got tied-up little critters
They love to leave behind
They'll trash a neighborhood every time
Well I Don't want no barn people
Don't want no barn people
Don't want no barn people
Round here

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Stray Pooch - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
You're being very cruel, Royce. You should do something humanitarian like taking up a collection to buy them a nice trailer. :D 555
Dominic L. - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody 5's
John Jenkins - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
The more you see of houses with cars and junk in their yards, the more you appreciate decently maintained lawns. Well said, Royce.
Johnny D - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, at least they're paying their property taxes ... or then again, maybe not!
alvin rhodes - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
jesus was born in a barn....and look what happened to him..funny parody...5s
Royce Miller - July 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments; Stray Pooch, I take your point. Yes, there's some cruel stuff on the street where I live.

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