Fun Music Information -> Randy Newman

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Music Quotes:

That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile.
- Randy Newman on middle of the road music

Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Strange Offspring Names:

  • Amos - Submitted by: Eric Andrews

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Political Science""They all hate us anyhow, so let's drop the big one now - let's drop the big one now." The song is about the USA bombing the rest of the world to smithereens - a twisted version of political science - but the title makes no appearance in the song. - Martha Hankins

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Shaun Of The Dead""Song For The Dead"MOR

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Who Stole My Car?""Little Criminals," Randy NewmanMartha Hankins
"Who Put the Bomp (In the Bomp...)""Short People," Randy NewmanMartha Hankins
"New York State of Mind""I Love L.A.," Randy NewmanMartha Hankins

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Ed Bandana" originally "Red Bandana"
Hi, I'm Ed Bandana!
oldsongs
"Red Banana" originally "Red Bandana"
Yvonne Sindri

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Shorn People" originally "Short People"
Nice haircut!
oldtimer
"Shore People" originally "Short People"
oldtimer
"Snort People" originally "Short People"
oldtimer
"Shirt People" originally "Short People"
As opposed to skin people or pants people.
oldtimer
"Shoot People" originally "Short People"
Or has Randy Newman already done that?
Micky

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"You Can Leave Your Hat On""He Made Eve And Adam"Alvin Rhodes
"It's A Jungle Out There""It's An Oven Out There"Max Power
"I Will Go Sailing No More""I'm Not Alive No More"John Candy
"You Can Leave Your Hat On""You Must Clean The Cat Box"Alvin Rhodes
"Short People""Short Bosses"Giblet O'sarcasm
"Short People""Short Crim'nals"Royce Miller
"Short People""Those People"Adagio
"Short people""Otaku"Wizardz199
"It's a Jungle Out There""There's Some Fungus In There (Fridge Song)"Adagio
"It's a Jungle Out There (Monk Theme)""It's a Jingle He'll Spare"Rick Duncan

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Little CriminalsJuvenile Detention FacilityMartha Hankins
Louisiana 1927Hurricane Katrina/Rita relief agencyDan Fletcher
Political ScienceThe White Housecb guido
RednecksBill Borrows' Answering Machinepickle*
I Think It's Going To Rain TodayMeterologist's OfficeEric Andrews
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Short People
   Randy Newman
Angry People
   Barenaked Ladies
Short Angry People
Stop biting my legs!
Paul Warren

Misheard Lyrics:

"Simon Smith & His Amazing Dancing Bear."
Misheard Lyrics:
It's amazing how bad people can be.
Original Lyrics:
It's amazing how fair people can be.
"Simon Smith & His Amazing Dancing Bear."
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'll step out in style
With my sissy smile and my dancing bear.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I'll step out in style
With my sincere smile and my dancing bear.
"Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a miracle, you get food to eat.
Original Lyrics:
In America, you get food to eat.
"I Love L.A"
Misheard Lyrics:
I Love a lay
Original Lyrics:
I Love L.A

Funny Lyrics:

"Naked Man"
The Funny Lyrics:
Old lady stand on the corner
With a purse in her hand
She does not know but in a minute or so
She will be robbed by a Naked Man
Why They're Funny:
Freaking Funniest song I know! 'Beware of the Naked Man'
Submitted by: John Patrick
"Political Science"
The Funny Lyrics:
Asia's crowded. Europe's too old.
Africa's far too hot and Canada's too cold. South America stole our name. Let's drop the big one,
they'll be no one left to blame us.
Why They're Funny:
none
Submitted by: John Patrick
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Insulting Lyrics:

"God's Song (That's Why I Love Mankind)"
The Insulting Lyrics:
You all must be crazy to put your faith in me
That's why I love mankind
Why They're Insulting:
In this song, God is pointing out the stupidity of mankind.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
"Short People"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live
Why They're Insulting:
Very biting satire about prejudice. Unfortunately, a lot of people took this song seriously, getting it banned on the radio in some places.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
There are additional Insulting lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Louisiana 1927"
The Lyrics:
President Coolidge came down in a railroad train With a little fat man with a note-pad in his hand The President say, 'Little fat man isn't it a shame what the river has done To this poor crackers land.'
Who They Mention:
President Calvin Coolidge
Submitted by: Cheeseburger in Parodies
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Short People"
Opening Lines:
Short people got nobody, short people got nobody, short people got nobody to love.
Comments:
Satirical song about prejudice - many people still think it's really about hatred of short people.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
 

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Louisiana 1927"
The Lyrics:
Ten feet of water in the streets of Evangeline
Why:
There are two places named Evangeline in Louisiana - a town in the southwest corner and a parish (equivalent of county) in south central Louisiana.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
 

Songs That Are Banned:

"Short People"
Banned from the radio in Maryland. Some people... so humorless.
Submitted by: Aninnymouse
 
 
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