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These are lyrics by Randy Newman that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Randy Newman

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Randy Newman's, "Memo To My Son"
The Funny Lyrics:
What have you done to the mirror?
What have you done to the floor?
Can't I go nowhere without you?
Can't I leave you alone anymore?
Why They're funny:
Randy is singing to his toddler son. Funny and touching. Most accurate song on fatherly love ever written.
Submitted by: John Patrick
Randy Newman's, "Political Science"
The Funny Lyrics:
Asia's crowded. Europe's too old.
Africa's far too hot and Canada's too cold. South America stole our name. Let's drop the big one,
they'll be no one left to blame us.
Why They're funny:
So...which continent do you recommend, Randy?
Submitted by: John Patrick

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