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Song Parodies -> "You've Got Dysentery"

Original Song Title:

"You've Got a Friend in Me"

Original Performer:

Randy Newman

Parody Song Title:

"You've Got Dysentery"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This may sound like another round of toilet humour, but I am honestly surprised that such a parody of the Toy Story theme hasn't been done yet. Yeah I know the pronunciation of "dysentery" is a bit butchered, but oh well.
You've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
When the meat is, double-dead
And you're miles and miles
From a toilet shed
All this amoeba makes you feeling dread
Boy, you've got dysentery
Yeah, you've got dysentery

You've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
Stomach troubles, they're painful too
Antibiotics are a good ol' cure for you
And lots of water and some bed rest too
Cause you've got dysentery
You've got dysentery

Some other pathogens be
A dozen times tougher than I know
They're drug-resistant, boo
But none of them, will ever stop you
With treatments who
Should comfort you, yeah

And as the days go by
The symptoms should bid good-bye
You know it's such a dreaded malady

You've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
You've got dysentery
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Jonathan - September 09, 2019 - Report this comment
better than Toy Story 4...5s
LPG-Unit - September 09, 2019 - Report this comment
Toy Story 4 wasn't all that bad imo, if not for the fact that TS3 ended with a high note and Woody kind of moved on from his past by then. Oh well...

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