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Song Parodies -> "Donald Trump Ban the Muslims"

Original Song Title:

"Political Science"

Original Performer:

Randy Newman

Parody Song Title:

"Donald Trump Ban the Muslims"

Parody Written by:

Gerald P. Murphy

The Lyrics

Ban the Muslims – Gerald P. Murphy
Parody of “Political Science” by Randy Newman

No one likes us, I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around even our old friends put us down
Let’s ban the Muslims and see what happens

We give them money but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us, so let's surprise them
Let’s ban the Muslims, ‘cus I despise ‘em!

Libya, Iraq and Sudan
Syria, Yemen and Iran
We’ve got to ban them, it’s such a crisis
And I’ll pretend that we’re beating Isis

We’ll save Saudi Arabia,
That’s what we’ll do
They got a big ol’ Trump Hotel there
And a golf course, too

Time to set the record straight!
With all the countries that I hate
Eenie, meanie, meinie moe
Time to make the desert glow!

They all hate us anyhow
So let’s ban the Muslims now
Let’s ban the Muslims now!

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