You got the Crisco down
What have you got in that pan?
I should have gone out to eat
I should have made other dinner plans

You know you can't fry that forever
I wouldn't if I were you
It already looks like a hunk of roadkill
I just got over a bad case of flu-u-u
ohohohoh
ooh ooh ooh

So hello, little cafe
Where the entrees always smell good
You can't make me eat that eggplant
I'm not even sure that it's food
Sack it and throw it into the woods
The possums will eat it, alright
Oh you better believe that I'm gonna eat
At my favorite cafe to-ni-i-ight
Oh oh oh oh oh......

What do you think you'll do then
Eat eggplant all alone
It'll take you a dozen cold Budweisers
To make that stuff go down

Maybe you'll find a replacement
Someone who likes to eat mush
Right now that smell is upsetting my stomach
Sorry, but now I have just got to ru-u-ush
Ohohohohoh
Ooh ooh ooh..............