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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph the Burly Bouncer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Rudolph the Burly Bouncer"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Rudolph the burly bouncer
Had a very swollen nose
He had some rowdy patrons
You could even say it shows

Some of the rowdy patrons
Tried to get in Rudy's face
Rudy the burly bouncer
Sent them hurling into space

Then one foggy New Year's eve
Things were pretty crazed
Rudy had an awesome task
So he wore his hockey mask

Then how the rowdies calmed down
Wouldn't mess with him, no sir
Rudy the burly bouncer
Looked like Hannibal Lecter

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Weirdgirl27 - December 06, 2002 - Report this comment
Bubblegum_superstar - December 06, 2002 - Report this comment
lol luv it
Jonathan C. - December 07, 2002 - Report this comment
I think I know that guy. :)

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