-> "Falsies, Matilda?"
Original Song Title:
"Waltzing Matilda"
Original Performer:
'Banjo' Paterson
Parody Song Title:
"Falsies, Matilda?"
The Lyrics
Once a jolly boyfriend longed to see some bigger bongs
Something like huge jugs he wanted to see
So he bided his time and waited til the mood was right
"Will you wear falsies, Matilda for me?"
Chorus:
Falsies, Matilda, falsies, Matilda
Will you wear falsies Matilda for me
yes he bided his time and waited til the mood was right
Will you wear falsies Matilda for me
Down came the dust mop and landed on the poor guy's head
She shouted "I'll bury you under the tree"
Cause I'm flat as a board and really cannot help it much
You won't be seeing those falsies on me
(Chorus)
Up jumped the boyfriend and said
"It's not a big request"
To broaden your cup size, one two three
Stuff it with tissue or anything you've got around
Just wear some falsies Matilda for me
(repeat Chorus)
Now I don't really know how they ever came to compromise
But last time I saw em they looked so happy
And he beamed as he watched her melons bouncing up and down
Those jugs would light any guy's eyes with glee
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