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Song Parodies -> "Falsies, Matilda?"
Original Song Title:
"Waltzing Matilda"
Original Performer:
'Banjo' Paterson
Parody Song Title:
"Falsies, Matilda?"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
this is dedicated to a certain Aussie Amiright contributor
Once a jolly boyfriend longed to see some bigger bongs
Something like huge jugs he wanted to see
So he bided his time and waited til the mood was right
"Will you wear falsies, Matilda for me?"
Chorus:
Falsies, Matilda, falsies, Matilda
Will you wear falsies Matilda for me
yes he bided his time and waited til the mood was right
Will you wear falsies Matilda for me
Down came the dust mop and landed on the poor guy's head
She shouted "I'll bury you under the tree"
Cause I'm flat as a board and really cannot help it much
You won't be seeing those falsies on me
(Chorus)
Up jumped the boyfriend and said
"It's not a big request"
To broaden your cup size, one two three
Stuff it with tissue or anything you've got around
Just wear some falsies Matilda for me
(repeat Chorus)
Now I don't really know how they ever came to compromise
But last time I saw em they looked so happy
And he beamed as he watched her melons bouncing up and down
Those jugs would light any guy's eyes with glee
Something like huge jugs he wanted to see
So he bided his time and waited til the mood was right
"Will you wear falsies, Matilda for me?"
Chorus:
Falsies, Matilda, falsies, Matilda
Will you wear falsies Matilda for me
yes he bided his time and waited til the mood was right
Will you wear falsies Matilda for me
Down came the dust mop and landed on the poor guy's head
She shouted "I'll bury you under the tree"
Cause I'm flat as a board and really cannot help it much
You won't be seeing those falsies on me
(Chorus)
Up jumped the boyfriend and said
"It's not a big request"
To broaden your cup size, one two three
Stuff it with tissue or anything you've got around
Just wear some falsies Matilda for me
(repeat Chorus)
Now I don't really know how they ever came to compromise
But last time I saw em they looked so happy
And he beamed as he watched her melons bouncing up and down
Those jugs would light any guy's eyes with glee
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Oh, Royce! Maybe this is the reason:
Back came Matilda, from her plastic surgery
Proudly displaying her new double-Ds
And he beamed as he saw her bouncing on the trampoline
Now you don't need to wear falsies for me
Back came Matilda, from her plastic surgery
Proudly displaying her new double-Ds
And he beamed as he saw her bouncing on the trampoline
Now you don't need to wear falsies for me
As a homesick Aussie, this brought a tear to my eye and a chuckle to my throat. 555
The new Australian National Anthem! Okay, okay, the new Australian National Drinking Anthem! 5's
Kristof-What area of Australia are you from?
I thought the aussie national anthem went: "Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table". No? Oh well. I gave 444. I thought the idea was very good, but I thought you could have made more of it..
OK, Laurence - when's the Philosopher's Song parody coming out, then?
Phil--I like your addition. Laurence, just plug Phil's lines in somewhere and there you have it
Swell work. I'm from Armidale NSW and shall hum this the next time I am camped around a fire with a breastless-chested lassie.
Well done, Royce. I like your melon line and your ability to work produce into your parodies.
Hummin' away to this one already... made me laugh out loud !
Jake--your comment was funny; good luck around the campfire.
Excellent work with a hard tune, Royce!
This Aussie thought you did a ripper of a job !
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