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Song Parodies -> "Waiting on a Fence"

Original Song Title:

"Waiting on a Friend"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Waiting on a Fence"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Watch that guy, he thinks he's sly
He wears alot of rings
He's just leaning in a doorway
Somethin's fishy there, I sense
Alot of folks go passing by
the ladies and the men
He's not waiting on the mail man
He's just waiting on a fence

Somebody comes and quickly leaves
They make a fast exchange
It was not the UPS man
I just think it was the fence
I just think it was the fence

He wanted more than hard liquor
He wanted to get high
But not by standing on a ladder
Not by climbing up a hill
Buyin' stuff that's not legal
A calculated risk
He's not waiting on the milk man
He's just waiting on a fence

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Meriadoc - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever double entendre Royce!
Peregrin - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it too! Where is everyone? This is much better than the dreary ol' original hey Merry?

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