Song Parodies -> Help Me Make it Through This Flight
| Original Song Title: | "Help Me Make it Through the Night" |
| Original Performer: | Kris Kristofferson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Help Me Make it Through This Flight" |
| Parody Written by: | Royce Miller |
Take my banana peel from me
Glad I got something to eat
Two-ton Hannah's next to me
Cracker crumbs are on my seat
There's a kid across the aisle
Cryin', screamin', what a fright
My eardrum's about to bust
Help me make it through this flight
Chorus:
The salted nuts rationed to me
I devoured two hours ago
I tried getting to the bathroom
But they have an overflow
I'll be glad when we touch down
Lord, I know I ain't done right
But I'm gonna change my ways
Help me make it through this flight
I'll do anything You say
Help me make it through this flight
Glad I got something to eat
Two-ton Hannah's next to me
Cracker crumbs are on my seat
There's a kid across the aisle
Cryin', screamin', what a fright
My eardrum's about to bust
Help me make it through this flight
Chorus:
The salted nuts rationed to me
I devoured two hours ago
I tried getting to the bathroom
But they have an overflow
I'll be glad when we touch down
Lord, I know I ain't done right
But I'm gonna change my ways
Help me make it through this flight
I'll do anything You say
Help me make it through this flight
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