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Song Parodies -> "Help Me Make it Through This Flight"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me Make it Through the Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kris Kristofferson

Parody Song Title:

"Help Me Make it Through This Flight"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Take my banana peel from me
Glad I got something to eat
Two-ton Hannah's next to me
Cracker crumbs are on my seat

There's a kid across the aisle
Cryin', screamin', what a fright
My eardrum's about to bust
Help me make it through this flight

Chorus:
The salted nuts rationed to me
I devoured two hours ago
I tried getting to the bathroom
But they have an overflow

I'll be glad when we touch down
Lord, I know I ain't done right
But I'm gonna change my ways
Help me make it through this flight
I'll do anything You say
Help me make it through this flight

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