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Song Parodies -> "Buy Some Toilet Paper Don't Make Me Use Leaves"

Original Song Title:

"Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree"

Original Performer:

Tony Orlando & Dawn

Parody Song Title:

"Buy Some Toilet Paper Don't Make Me Use Leaves"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

There is no excuse for this. But it's convenient to blame it on Merry and Pippin.
Now listen up, it's about time
That you go down to the store and spend a dime
Go to the aisle with "Northern" and "Angel Soft", oh please
Get double rolls, a monster pack
The kind that lasts 6 weeks
The kind that lasts 6 weeks

Oh, buy some toilet paper, don't make me use leaves
Don't want sandpaper
I want softness, please
We live out in the country but I have some pride
So go to the store, don't come thru the door
Without it by your side--
Get me some toilet paper cause I'm tired of using leaves

That pretty maple over there--
used to have alot of leaves, but now it's bare
I had to go out trekking in the woods just yesterday
You know I had some trouble, by how long I had to stay
How long I had to stay.......

(Repeat Chorus)

Now I'm gonna bust out cheering
And I can't believe I see
10,000 squares of toilet paper on the maple tree!

Get some toilet paper, save the leaves
Get some toilet paper, save the leaves
Get some toilet paper, save the leaves.........

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Billy Florio - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job.....damn those Merry and Pippin
Gollum - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Tricksy hobbitses, they steals our precious toilet papersesssssssssssssss....
Phil Alexander - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
D'Oh! I missed the "place your vote" and hit '2' on overall by mistake (instead of the '5')... hopefully it'll be voted up by enough people to swallow the error. Anyway, what I was going to say was "at least it's not Aragorn loo roll: rough, tough and don't take no shit off nobody"
Royce Miller - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil, "Aragorn" sounds like some kind of mountain sheep-wouldn't want to use that either
Wild man - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Very humorous. No one likes to go to the throne without the paper.
Meriadoc - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Very clever idea Royce!
Royce Miller - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Merry; and my blaming it on you....clever also?
Peregrin - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes Royce, we can cope with that! Good job!
Phil Alexander - May 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Royce: aren't you thinking of "Angora", which is a goat with very soft hair- it'd probably make very comfortable, but extremely expensive, loo paper :-)
royce miller - May 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, Phil, that's exactly what I was trying to think of--but without your help I don't think it would have come to mind.
Jan Hayes - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
You know you've been 'hooked' when you start singing the "new" words ! Tickled by this one. 555!

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